Urameshi!
Lost
Written by KikyoArrow and her best friend RedPhoenix

Disclaimer: *I do not own the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho or InuYasha. I
also do not own the song from kung pow! enter the fist.*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....hey wait! That's not right!!

Once again we join our heroes on yet another adventure.....

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Kuwabara: (staring at a map) I think we entered the forest here, (points to a place on the map) took a left here, I'd say.....we're completely lost.

Hiei: (taking the map) You moron, no wonder! You are looking at a upside- down map of downtown Buffalo!

Kuwabara: Why do you think you are always right Hiei??

Hiei: Because I am, you hopeless speck of dust!

Kuwabara: Urameshi! He's calling me names!

Yusuke: Do I look like I care?

Kurama: Everyone shut up!!!

*Botan flies down on her wooden spoon thingie.*

Botan: Are you all fighting again?

Everyone: Noooooooooooooo............

Kayko: They're lying...

*Everything is suddenly interupted when a big explosion is heard. Everyone looks to the sky and they see people plummeting to the ground.*

*A boy with long grey hair and dog ears lands in a tree.*

*A girl with navy blue hair lands on Hiei.*

Hiei: Ackk!!!

*A boy with a staff lands in Botan's arms.*

Miroku: Hello there...

Botan: (dropping him) AHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Kuwabara tries to catch a girl with dark brown hair, but trips and does a faceplant and she lands on top of him and a little kid with a fluffy tail lands on his head.*

*Botan is still screaming and is now kicking Miroku.*

Miroku: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Kayko: What a jerk!!

Sango: You've got that right. It's about time someone hit him....I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

InuYasha: (still in the tree) Get me out of here!! I don't wanna be stuck in a tree for another 50 years!

Kagome: (standing up and brushing of her skirt) Just leave him up there for a while and let him think about what he's done. It's his fault that we're here.

InuYasha: Awww, c'mon! Miroku get me a ladder!

Kagome: Sit boy!!

*InuYasha crashes to the ground.*

InuYasha: Ack!!

*After InuYasha regains conciousness, they all introduce themselves formally.*

Miroku: So Botan....

Botan: Don't even think about it....

Miroku: Okay........

Hiei: (to Inu-Yasha) How can you be half demon?

InuYasha: I dunnah......Well one day my mom and my dad...

Kagome: (slapping her hand over InuYasha's mouth) Stop right there InuYasha!! (looking at Shippo) There are young ears present!

Kuwabara: (leaning close down to Shippo) He does have ears right?

*Shippo leaps up and starts knawing on Kuwabara's head.*

Shippo: You frikin' idiot!! Of course I have ears!

Kuwabara: (running around like an idiot) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*In his panic stupor, he steps on Kirara's tail.*

Kirara: REOOWWWWWWWW!!! *hiss*

*She turns into the big cat and chases Kuwabara, who is still bumbling around, screaming and crying like a 10 year old girl.*

Sango: (watching Kuwabara plow headfirst into a tree) Is he always this entertaining?

Yusuke: (racking with subdued laughter) Yep, that's our big lumox.

Hiei: At least he's housebroken.

Yusuke: (chuckling and wiping his eyes) I had a gerbil like him once...

*Kuwabara stumbles around.*

Kuwabara: (turning to Kaiko) Hello Kaiko, who are you?

Kurama: This is so depressing, he can't even get amnesia right.

*After a few minutes, Kuwabara calms down.*

Yusuke: So InuYasha, how'd you get here anyway?

InuYasha: Well, one night, my mom had to go to the hospital...

Kagome: InuYasha!!! He means how did we get into their world!

InuYasha: Ooohhhhh!! I knew that..........We took a wrong turn....somewhere.

Miroku: Correction, you made a wrong turn somewhere! That's the last time we let you use eenie meenie minee moe to pick a path!

InuYasha: What? It was your idea!!

Miroku: Was not!

InuYasha: Was too!

Miroku: Was not!

InuYasha: Was too!

Miroku: Was not infidenty!!

InuYasha: Why I oughtta!! You son of a......

Kagome: Sit boy!!!

InuYasha: Aaaaaggghhhh!

Shippo: But still, how did we get here?? It actually makes no sense that a wrong turn just did this.

InuYasha: Why do you have to be so intellectual?

Shippo: At least I can spell intellectual and I have the I.Q. of a 2nd grader!!

Sango: Okay!! That's enough!! Did anyone besides me and Kirara hear something before this all happened??

Miroku: (putting his arm around Sango) I did.

Sango: (punching him so hard that he flies back) Beat it you Pervert!!

*Kagome and InuYasha think for a second.*

Kagome: I do remember something. It was....

InuYasha: Narako!! He was laughing! He sent us here!

Miroku: But why?

InuYasha: A cruel practical joke.

*Suddenly more laughter is heard and a girl appears out the shawdows.*

InuYasha: Kikyo!

Kikyo: I was told that I could find new souls here.

*She looks at Usuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Botan, and Kayko.*

InuYasha: Who told you that?

Kikyo: I ain't telling you!

Sango: Fine! Be that way!

InuYasha: Wait....how are you here?

Kikyo: I'm dead, I can do whatever I want.

*She looks at Kuwabara.*

Kikyo: No sense in leaving without anything.

*She summons her fish thingies.*

Kikyo: (pointing to Kuwabara) Bring me his soul!

*Kuwabara tries to run away, but his soul is sucessfully taken and brought to Kikyo. She tries to take it in, but automatically rejects it.*

Kikyo: What the heck?? That boy has the soul of a chicken!!

Hiei: I KNEW IT!!!!

*Everyone looks at Kuwabara.*

Kikyo: There is nothing for me here.

*With that, she left just as quickly as she came.*

Kayko: Who was that?

Kagome: A girl bent on revenge on InuYasha.

Kayko: Oh....Okay!

InuYasha: Kikyo......

Kagome: (picking up a stick and hitting InuYasha with it) Don't start that again!!!

*Suddenly even more laughter is heard and this time Naraku appears.*

Naraku: Are you interested in getting back to your world? Have you had enough?

*Everyone is quiet. Cricket chirping is heard.*

Naraku: Fine! I'll get to the point! You can only return to your world if you can find my only weakness! You will only have one try. Choose carefully.

*Everyone talks among themselves.*

Kuwabara: I got it!!!

Everyone: No Kuwabara!!!

*Before they could stop him, he begins to sing.*

Kuwabara: Uhhh...Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, piggy go oink oink, so do you..........hmmmm.....oh yea! Lemurs go fisst fisst, ostrich go bah, koala go ticka ticka ticka ticka!

Naraku: No!!!!!! How was that possible!!

InuYasha: Now let us go home Naraku!!

Naraku: Fine!!

Miroku: Write me Botan!!

Botan: Don't count on it.

*Then, they were all gone and Usuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Botan, and Kayko found their way out of the forest.*

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And so, this concludes another adventure in - Urameshi!