'Corporal and Connie come back!' said Armin

'Quick, quick. Give him salut' said Eren

All of them greet their visitor.

'Ok, everyone is here. Let start the family meeting,' said Levi

Everyone was confused by what Levi meant, but they followed him at last. They sat in the dining room. Levi started the discussion.

'From now on, call me 'dad',' said Levi. Everyone was astounded. Then, he continued, 'And you all should call Eren 'mom''

Everyone was silent but then Armin broke it. 'Sir?'

'Yes, my third child?'

'Why we should call you and Eren, 'mom and dad'?'

'It is to hide our identity. Our neighbors will think that we are just normal family. That's it.'

'We have no neighbors…' said Armin

'Just for precaution.'

'Why Eren is 'mom'?' said Jean

'I do what I want, shitty second child.'

Mikasa emitted the dark aura, yet Eren and Connie still had no idea what was going on. Then Eren said, 'What I should call you, Heichou?' Everyone gave a look 'Hey, hey, don't tell me you agree with this!?'

'Honey, darling, whatever is fine. I will call, you…hmmm…dear? Yeah, 'my dear' sounds good.'

Mikasa, couldn't hold back her anger, and finally she bursted out. She banged the table and shouted, 'Why Eren should be your wife!? You both are guys! Who will believe that!?'

Good point, Mikasa, said Armin at heart.

'Calm down, first child. That matter can be solved later on. We can dress him like a girl. He is as pretty as a girl anyway, so nobody will notice it. He did it when we trapped Annie.'

Jean suddenly got goosebumps.

Then Eren said, 'So, Mikasa is the first child, Jean is the second child, Armin is the third child, Sasha is the fourth child, Connie is the fifth child and Christa is the sixth child. Right, honey?'

'Yes, dear,' replied Levi.

'Mouuu-, why Christa is the sixth child?' said Christa childishly. She was quite immersed in this house-play game.

'People will think I'm banging my own sister,' said Jean as she looked at Mikasa.

'And Mikasa banging her own mother,' said Sasha and Jean told her to shut up.

This new family seemed would not get along with each other.

Next, father vs daughter.