Summary: This is just a comedic story where Troy Bolton and the crew meet some new people XD, and they just have fun. It goes more into real high school life and less of the "musical" Part. Kind of an A/U. Warning: Intense Language (i.e. foul language)
A/N: I apologize if there is incorrect grammar. This my first story so I hope this goes well XD. Reviews are nice too. Also sorry if the stuff about basketball or plays don't make sense.
((Junior year)) ((Monday: January 19th)) ((basketball, since i am not a sports person, will go for however long i make it))
"Ayeee Troy" said Chad walking with his friend down the hallway. "Ya ready for some fun after school meh boy?"
"Uh Gabriella and I might meet at the Dairy Factory tonight for some cream to make everything official." replied Troy. Then a chick as hot as the nearest star walked by.
"Holy Guac who is that?" asked Chad.
"Alexandra Blanco" replied some helpless boy who was pining over the hottie.
"Alexandra Blanco" Troy mumbled, "she is...amazing"
"What was that Troy?" asked Chad a little confused.
"Eh, nothing so wanna go get some cream?"
"Ooo you know it!" Chad loved ice cream so this excited him.
The boys were off to the cafeteria to get some ice cream and talk to their friends. Troy couldn't stop thinking about this girl, Alexandra Blanco. In the cafeteria, they went and sat at their table with their friends.
"Yo Whats up swagmasters." said Troy as he arrived at the table.
"Never say that again...ever" Chad said.
"S. T. F. U." Troy said agitated.
"What does that mean?" asked Gabriella as she walked up to Troy.
"It means shut the fuck up honey." replied Alexandra Blanco as she strolled over.
"Um... Troy?" asked Gabriella, "Do you know her."
"No i've only seen her o-once" Troy stuttered out.
"You interested in her?"
*ahem* "Not at all sweetheart"
"Kay good." Gabriella said as she turned to Alexandra, "Damn girl you be looking fine. Where did you come from? Neiman Marcus 'cause you be expensive."
"Okay honey listen up this delicate temple is for male visitors only." Alexandra said to Gabriella, but then she turned to Troy "But you can be a permanent monk if you'd like." She added a wink. Gabriella looked at Troy waiting for him to turn her down, but Troy was to busy well... being a male. She cleared her throat impatient with her soon to be boyfriend.
"Oh I'm taken sorry you look hella nice tho" Troy replied not removing his gaze. Alexandra was a beautiful tall white girl with dirty blonde hair. She was wearing a low cut top for her first day of school. Troy half wished she hadn't, so he could focus on other things.
After Lunch, Troy finally found a moment without Garibella to talk to Chad in private. More specifically to talk about Alexandra in private.
"HER TITS ARE MESMERIZING!" Troy told chad on the walk to his next class.
"Dude she's nein. That means OFF LIMITS. I mean come on you've got a girl!" Chad replied.
"Chad" the tall white boy stated, "I think you're just mad that i called dibs..."
"The fuck you mean you 'called dibs'? bro code specifically states that any dame is fair game when she a side hoe!"
"MAYBE SHES NOT A SIDE HOE!" Troy yelled as he walked into Mr. Munsungi's science classroom.
"Troy my desk now." Mr. Munsungi ordered. Troy slowly walked to the black haired teacher's desk. Mr. Munsungi was an odd teacher. Some believed he was chinese, some believed plain ole american, but no one knew for sure. Munsungi had green tips to go with his black hair, and he always wore the most expensive clothes (even with a teachers salary). Many people wondered how he could afford such luxury. The hoes that followed him only took his money; they did not question how it was obtained. To Troy Munsungi was a role model and was all Troy could hope to be when he grew up.
"Hey, if you know a girl who's a side hoe damn boy HMU FAM." Munsungi whispered.
"I know a few dudes who are open for that kind of stuff... but no girls"
"Bitch please I just heard you talkin to afro man over there about some sweet ass and I want in on this business." Then Munsungi thought of something "Hey Fresh Prince of Bel Aire get over here."
"Yes sir" Chad said baffled by the name.
"Who is this ho you were..."
Munsungi was cut off by none other than Ryan Evans: "You called me."
"Unless you a stylish african Oh-merican I suggest you go back to your desk twinkle toes."
"Whatever. No wait. Mr. Green tipped photipnia. You need to get yourself straight cause damn are you gay. You only asking for these hoes cause you are gay. " Ryan said as he stormed off.
"You of all people calling me gay... thats so inappropriate for a person of ... your stature... besides thats not an insult thats a way of life" Munsingi replied, he was an activist for gay rights and wasn't afraid to rant about his passion to his students using the word "gay" as an insult.
The bell rang as Ryan was angrily(because he felt rejected) taking his seat. Principle Matsui then entered the room for a teacher check-in. Munsungi quickly ushered the boys to their seats and began teaching some random science lesson he was reading out of the book. Once the principal, left he could resume being a slack off.
While Munsungi read his boring ass science lesson, Troy began to make conversation with this girl named Dabney McRenry. Let's just say Dabney McRenry was his best gal friend.
"I'm serious Dabs, this Alexandra chick was hot AF." Troy said smiling at the memory.
"Aight I will admit that she is pretty good lookin," Dabney said while twirling her pencil. " She ain't got nothin on Katrina though."
"You really like Kat don't you?" Troy said awkwardly. Troy looked at the lame "SCIENCE IS RADICAL" poster on the wall. yeah right like that noob can even skate... . Thought Troy.
"Shut up man. Kat is bae and you will never dis her uh I mean him!" Dabney corrected.
"Okay whatever new topic. Gabriella wants to get some cream at the Dairy Factory tonight but how can i share a cream with one girl when i wanna cream another *ahem* share a cream with another girl."
"Okay fine say that your dad is not letting you leave the house because…. he wants you to throw some baseballs in the hoops to make all the touchdowns and hopefully a hole in one."
"If I tell her exactly what you just said she will not believe me because that is wrong on so many levels."
"Well why don't you just tell her the truth then?"
"Hole in one it is!"
A/N: So how did you enjoy the first chapter? Review! hope you liked it!