Ok, What?
"OK let me get this straight; you changed me into a girl for revenge?" Harry sounded very confused. Why in the nine hells would Draco Malfoy turn him into a drop dead gorgeous woman?
"Yes Potter, I changed you into a girl so you will fall in love with Snape!" mumbling to himself and looking perplexed he continues "Or maybe it was you are supposed to become Voldemort's masochistic love slave." He trailed off again with a slightly constipated look on his face. Suddenly looking as if he remembered Draco continued. "I remember now, I supposed to force you to bond with me because I am a veela! You are powerless to stop it!" Draco's reply was triumphant but those listening couldn't help note the manic look in his eyes. "Bwhahahaha!"
Wide eyed Harry stared at Draco unbelievingly "Ok Malfoy for one, Snape is an unmitigated bastard and I would rather gouge my own eyes out then date that man. He is also old enough to be my dad so even if I was into that sort of thing, ewww. Two, Voldemort would kill me on sight, and I don't think we could get pass the whole him killing my parents thing even if I found reptiles to my liking. Three veela are all women and there is no such thing as male veela. And last but not least, I don't like guys." Harry said all of this calmly as he walked toward Draco.
"How can you say that? I turned you into a woman you should be mindlessly throwing yourself at the feet of any manly pureblood stud nearby!"
Harry having gotten close enough to Draco he suddenly lashed out kicking him in the balls. Draco's eye bulged out and he let out unmanish squeak. "Haha, for a second there I thought this was a nightmare. No this has to be one of those dreams where I castrate all the male Slytherin who tick me off, and then have hot kinky sex with Hermione and Luna."
Blushing brightly Hermione interrupts harry "Harry I don't think that this is a dream…"
"Ok Hermione then you do you think Draco's theory of him being a veela is more likely?"
"No, but…"
"Well there you go; Occam's razor the simplest conclusion is that this is a kinky dream where we have hot lesbian sex." Putting words to action Harry grabs Hermione and starts kissing her deeply. Her hands slipping under Hermione's shirt and training up her toned stomach.
Stunned Hermione just lets Harry kiss her then starts to kiss back. Feeling roving hands she pushes Harry away "Harry! We are in the hall. We can't, I mean, not that it... people are looking?"
Looking around Harry nods "Your right Hermione we should get Luna or she will feel left out."
"Harry you know that is not what I meant!"
"Oh, that must mean this is the dream where we do it in the great hall?" Smiling wide as if she solved one of life's great mysteries Harry started to pull Hermione toward the great hall
Blushing bright red Hermione pulled Harry to a stop "No you can't..." sighing she started guiding Harry toward the Ravenclaw dorm. "Whatever let's just go find Luna."