A/N: So I've realized that when I don't write, I start to do/say some weird crap. I'm trying to come back guys- but school is eating my life. That being said I'm going to try to start this series of outtakes from the Camp Wolverine stories! (it'll be a bunch of one-shots, so maybe I'll actually be able to handle it)
I do not own X-Men Evolution.
(Summer)
"Now when you say 'not one of the bros'-"
"I mean you're not one of the bros." Remy said, cramming half of his crappy sandwich into his face.
Bobby had slid up into the seat next him, at his table- like this was just a free for all. Like anyone could just sit anywhere they wanted, whenever they felt like it. Clearly, Bobby had never seen Mean Girls. And if he did, his Bobby brain failed to glean any meaning from it.
"Let's say one wanted to become one of the bros-"
"One does not simply become one of the bros." Even Pete had to agree on this one.
"Exactly," Remy shoved the other half of his sandwich down. "Bobby, know where that reference came from?"
"Uh the-"
"Hesitation." Remy said. "You are not one of the bros."
Down, but not out, Bobby would not be dismayed.
"I could prove myself. What if I-"
"Nope." Remy shook his head.
"But how about if-"
"No." Pete grunted.
"Maybe if-"
"Not going to happen." Remy downed the rest of his water.
"You didn't even know what I was going to say!"
"Yeah. I did. And it would never work- the adamantium makes him too heavy."
Whoa. He did know.
This only made the allure of becoming a bro that much more enticing.
A/N: I know. Short. But I'm rusty. Review! Send me some ideas. Thanks for reading!