So this is one of those tales that only happen when I'm mowing or drunk….sometimes both. But besides the point. We have two american teens. One of which does something when he's high as a kite. The other finds out after studying abroad. I don't own the comic…..also...Rated M for obvious reasons.
Chap 1 Welcome to America
It was a nice calm winter's day. The first semester of school had ended and students were returning home from school from studying abroad. One Chris Carmack was on his way home from the airport. He was an average boy with brown hair, cargo pants and a red t-shirt. He and his roommate and cousin Zeke Timberland, had been staying at a house owned by Zeke's mother. One who had left with her new boyfriend to Hawaii. They had been staying at the house by themselves. Working and in Zeke's case, lighting up some weeds at night. Chris was on his way back from studying in Japan, and had finally finished. He was on his way home. He had a few minutes away until he got a call. It was Zeke.
"Hello?"
"Dude….when you get here get the mail will you?"
"I've been gone four months and that's all? Get the mail?"
"Uhhhhh…...wait what?" Chris sighed as he realized it was past noon.
"Right you're high. I'll get the mail. Later"
"Later dude." Chris hung up and sighed. After about thirty minutes he arrived at the house. He opened up the mailbox and was shocked. There had to be at least two weeks of mail there. He slowly pulled out one of the letters. It was a black letter. It looked official. He was about to open it when he heard rustling. He looked over and the mailbox began to shift and rattle.
"Oh no…." He said as the mailbox emptied out on him. He popped his head up and sighed. "Zeke…" After gathering up the mail and parking his car, Chris walked up to the door and opened it up. Like walking into a smoke house, he was assaulted by a large cloud of smoke as well as a horrid stench. "Crying out loud Zeke. Open a window you when you smoke man." Zeke just laughed from up stairs. Chris sighed and began going through the mail. He found one letter from the bank. Saying that the house was close to foreclosure. The had two weeks to get the money. Chris shook his head and kept going through the mail. "Junk, Junk, Junk, Junk, Cultural Exchange Program, Junk...wait what?" Chris backed up and looked at the letter. It was the black one her got from the mailbox. He opened it up and pulled out the note. The top portion was ripped off though.
Dear Volunteer,
We are pleased to hear you wish to aid in showing these students human society and help them integrate into your community. As such we have many volunteers so we have a new system. Each letter will have a shape at the top right corner. If you have a star. You shall be going to europe or Japan. If you have a Square. You shall be going to The U.S.A. If you have a circle. You will be having the students come to you. Thank you again.
ISEP
Chris would feel his stomach knot up. "Zeeeeke~" He said heading upstairs. "What did I miss while I was gone?" He asked innocently. Zeke, wearing his green army jacket and black beanie, was watching some random show when Chris came up. He had long blonde hair and wore baggy jeans.
"Uhhhhhhhh…...nothing much why?"
"We got a letter from the Inter-species Exchange program…..did you sign up or something?" He asked waiting to hear this.
"Ohhhhh. You see I was online and I saw this cat girl asking for help. I thought it was like a game. So I followed the link. It was a boring game. All I did was fill out information and shit. Hey but I got some paper for my weed in the mail the next day." He said with a goofy grin. Chris would read over the letter and almost faint when he saw the date. It was almost thirteen days old. He checked the date and it said that they would arrive….that day. Chris felt his stomach churn now. They barely had the money to feed themselves. How would the feed a exchange student. Chris quickly went to work trying to stop this train wreck. Before he got to the phone though. The doorbell rang. Chris's heart almost stopped. Slowly he approached the door. He slowly reached for the door and with a quick turn opened it up.
"Yo. One pizza." Chris sighed. It was only Jermey.
"Phew….Right what do I owe you man?"
"Five eighteen." Chris handed over the money and waved goodbye before walking away. He set the food on stand in the house before hearing the doorbell ring. "Ugh. Dude. I gave you a-" Chris cut himself off as he opened the door to see a woman in black with shades. "-tip." He finished as he saw the woman.
[Thirteen Hours ago at a airport]
It was a busy day at the airport as a certain zombie waited in line for a ticket.
Good lord this is a drag. I should have just had Smith fly me out like Manako and Tionishia. The girl thought as she waited in line. She could feel people staring at her stitches and discolored skin. She didn't care though. If anything she wished someone would say something, give her a reason to do something. She looked forward and saw she was still third in line. She dropped her head and began to think about where she was going. Right. Going to….somewhere in America…..crap! The girl would pull out a document and read over it.
Name: Zombina
Date:11/15/14
Location of Hosts: Hudson,Colorado
Host: Zeke Timberland and Chris Carmack
Hello and welcome to the interspecies-
Zombina folded up the paper after seeing the location, not caring much for the rest.
"Miss….Miss?" Zombina looked up. It would seem she was next in line. She walked forward and handed the girl a slip of paper. The girl read over it and soon smiled. "Your plane left thirty minutes ago." Zombina would go bug eyed.
"WHAT?! It wasn't supposed to take of till eleven!"
"No It was leaving at 10:30 to 11:00. We wanted to give it some time since we are running slow today." Zombina groaned and dropped her head. "I can get you on the next flight in three hours."
"THREE HOURS?!"
"I'm sorry but that's the best we can do." Zombina just groaned.
"Thank you." She said disheartedly. She walked out of line and sat down in the waiting area. "So much for being on time." She said with a sigh.
"Don't worry you'll get there on time." Zombina looked over her shoulder and saw a familiar pair of shades. It was agent Smith. "Come on. You don't want to be late." She said as she turned around. Not in the mood to question how she knew she would miss her flight, she followed Smith to a private jet out side on the air strip.
"Where did you get the jet?" She asked.
"We use it to escort larger students across seas." Smith said as stairs opened down from the side of the jet. Zombina would slowly ascend them before entering. She saw a large well furnished cabin with multiple chairs and a large TV. She looked around and then saw two familiar faces. It was Tionishia and Manako. "Get settled we'll be leaving soon." Smith said going to the front cabin. Zombina sat down and looked to the two.
"So where you guys heading?" Zombina asked Tionishia.
"Me and Manako are going to the same place! We're going to Colorado." Zombina would blink at her.
"Uh...where exactly."
"Some place called hudson." Zombina would narrow her eyes.
"Yeah with two people named Zeke and Chris." Manako said joining in, "Why do you ask?"
"That's the exact place I'm going." She said flatly. Tionishia smiled happily and clapped.
"What a coincidence!" She said happy to be with her friends. "Too bad Dopple isn't coming. She said she had stuff to do here though." Zombina just groaned.
"I smell Smith's laziness all over this." Zombina muttered to herself as she read her paper over. "Well hope these two are ready for us." She said leaning back and closing her eyes. Manako and Tionishia continued to talk as the jet got moving. Zombina decided to sleep for the most part, hoping it would pass the time until they got there.
Ready or not...here we come.
[Present Day U.S.A]
Chris stood in the front doorway, frozen with fear. Smith caught on quickly to this and smiled.
"Hello there. I am from the Inter-species exchange committee. I am Ms. Smith. I'm Looking for Zeke Timberland and Chris Carmack." Chris slowly unfroze and nodded.
"R-r-right. One moment." He said before looking up stairs. "Zeke. There's a woman in a black suit here to see us." Zeke would go wide eyed before blowing out a ball of smoke. He quickly removed his beanie and jacket, and grabbed a toothbrush from his table. He would put it in his mouth and go over his lines. Lines he had ready when ever someone in a black suit. Normally since that was a sign that his parole officer was coming to check on him. He went down stairs with his toothbrush in his mouth. He walked up from behind Chris and saw Smith. He gave her a wave and continued to brush his teeth.
"Quite a odd smell mister…"
"Timbahlan." He said with the toothbrush still in his mouth.
"Timberland right. Anyway we are with the exchange students."
"Students?" Chris asked after he heard the plural. Ms. Smith motioned behind her and Chris went wide at the sight of the group. "Ms. Smith can I speak with you inside?" He asked feeling the same dread he had.
The three got situated inside and began to speak for a few minutes about Zeke's blunder. "So you see. We really don't have the facilities it would take for three extra students. Not to mention food and paying for the house." Chris said showing Smith the foreclosure letter. Smith grinned widely at this.
"Don't worry about food, we can cover that. As for the house just stay here until the date is up. I'll take care of that." She said the last part in away that made Chris's spine shiver in fear. "We'll just need to add on to the house. for the three." Chris would hear a loud noise behind him and look to see men tearing down the back of the house and adding on. He looked forward and saw the same thing.
"Won't that take time? I mean it's not like…" Chris slowed up as he looked back and saw the refurbished looking hallway leading to new rooms. "Magic." He turned back around and saw more of the house looking newer. "How..did you."
"Well gentlemen, I'll let the girls get settled then be on my way." Smith said standing up and walking to the door. Chris was flabbergasted, he couldn't understand how in the world they added onto the house so quickly.
"Where's the physics behind this?" Chris asked as Zeke just blinked and looked around.
"I think I need to take mellower stuff."
Outside Smit had gathered the girls together.
"Now then I can't fly over here every time something goes wrong so I have assigned a handler to watch over as if I would."
"Why bother getting someone then? No one is about the equivalent." Zombina mumbled. Smith would just laugh.
"Well then you'll love the agent I have coming over." Smith said with a grin. Tionishia just smiled.
"When will we see him?"
"In a few days. For now. Go ahead and get settled in. I need to head back and see if Darling is dead yet." Smith said as she turned to a black car. "Oh and don't do anything obscene while I'm gone." She said making Tionishia and Manako blush. Zombina just groaned.
"Yes mom." She said loudly. Zombina bent down and grabbed her bags as she turned around and made her way for the house. Tionishia picked up her bags and followed in suit, helping Manako with her bags as well. The three walked into the house and saw the large layout. "Well this is the place uh? Where are the two who are going to watch us." Zombina said walking in. She looked around the refurbished house and was stunned at how fast the workers went in and finished it. "Where does she find those workers?" Tionishia and Manako followed her in and were just as shocked.
"I believe they are trained to work quickly, or so Agent Smith tells me." Manako chimed in. They rounded a corner and saw Chris and Zeke talking.
"Maybe they were on speed?"
"Is that your explanation for everything?"
"Only when I see illogical fallacies." Zeke said making Chris groan.
"Your failing english why again?" Chris would look and see the three students. "Oh hi welcome to America! I'm Chris Carmack." He said with a friendly wave.
"Yo. Name's Zeke." Zeke said with a lazy wave from the couch. Zombina smiled a toothy grin as to try and make them feel a bit of fear.
"Hey I'm Zombina." She said. Chris smiled at her, while Zeke just looked at them blankly. Her grin turned one of melancholy seeing that hope failed. Tionishia smiled and waved her hand almost reaching up stairs.
"Hi! I'm Tionishia! Friends call me Tio. Nice to meet you." Manako slowly stepped forward and looked down.
"H-hi. I'm M-m-manako." Chris just continued to smile.
"Well it's nice to meet you all. I apologize ahead of time if me or Zeke does something against your own culture. I was gone for the past semester and didn't really have time to research into who would be staying."
"A zombie, a Orger and a cyclops." Zeke said from behind. Chris raised an eyebrow and looked over at him.
"Wait how did you know that?"
"Dude I don't World of Warcraft, Skyrim, and have not seen any lord of the ring movies and I knew what they were from a glance." Chris just groaned.
"Right….anyway. If there's anything you guys need let us know and we can will try and help in any way possible." Chris said with a smile. The three looked to each other before looking to Chris.
"We're hungry." Chris would freeze up.
"R-r-right. What does everyone want?" Zombina chimed in first and loudly at that.
'Meat!"
"Something sweet!" Tionishia said with great enthusiasm.
"I'm fine with anything really." Chris would sigh and head into the kitchen.
"I'll start cooking." Zeke would look to the kitchen a few seconds later and chime in with his own request.
"Tomato Soup for me."
"You can make your own food!" Chris said tossing him a can of soup. Zeke just shrugged and walked into the kitchen. Each of the girls looked around and began to explore the house. Tionisha went up stairs and found a large room. She figured it was for her with the size of everything. Manako found a simple room on the ground floor and picked it. As for Zombina she went downstairs and found a room in the basement. It was dark and cold, but it made for a great place to watch zombie flicks. The three go their things unloaded and would retire there until Chris called out to each of them, alerting them that the food was done. The three met upstairs to see Chris had made a meal for each of them. A steak for Zombina, a nice fruit try, and for Manako he had made a small salad unsure of what she tends to eat. Zombina and Tio dug into their meals instantly, while Manako took the time to enjoy hers. Chris was relieved to see them eating their food without complaints.
Maybe this won't be so bad after all.. Chris thought to himself. Sadly for Chris….tomorrow night was a full moon.
Also to anyone who read all the way. Congrats! ^^ I know it wasn't as lewd as the first episode/comic of monstermasume, but it will get worse...i hope. Thats why i had full moon so early. Hope you liked it!