Po belongs to Dreamworks Pinkie Pie and Pinkamena belong to My Little Pony
Boomstick: Randomness, a force of unpredictable nature. Wiz: And these two take random to a whole new level.
Boomstick: Pinkie Pie, Party Pony and element of Laughter.
Wiz: And Po the Panda, the accidental Dragon Warrior
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick Wizard: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Po The Panda
W: Po, the legendary Dragon Warrior foretold in legends. Student of Master Shifu, bumbling, clumsy and gluttonous. B: He semi-leads the Furious Five,formed by Monkey, Viper, Mantis, Crane and Tigress.
Surprisingly but true, he's the strongest. W: But let's dig into this roly-poly jolly guy's gloomy past. Po was orphaned at a young age by the power hungry Shen.
B: I wanna rule the world and be a bad guy, I'm a Shredder-like Peacock!
W: He was then raised by a noodle chef Mr Ping. B: Samus wasn't the only one who was grown up by birdbrains.
W: As he grew up he dreamed of becoming a master kung fu artist. After an accident, fate chose Po to become the legendary Dragon Warrior.
B: Did really Oogway find the Dragon Warrior in this giant Penny Ling? Seriously!
W: Soon after Master Shifu started training Po, he realized that traditional styles of martial arts wouldn't make Po effective. B: So the two pioneered a new form of martial art, using HIS MASSIVE BODY. And I ain't lying, they succeeded. W: Po being six foot two, two hundred and sixty pounds. He uses swift powerful strikes, mixed with improvised strikes. Despite his massive size, Po is arguably the fastest of Furious Five.
W:But Po's most powerful skill is his uncanny ability to master, and alterpowerful kungfu techniques after seeing them once, like two of the twelve impossible ways of kung fu, the Mongolian Fire Ball and the Rising Wind Hammer, or the Golden Lotus Jutsu, which can blind the enemies for some minutes. B: He can deflect cannonballs and dangerous shit like that in a breeze! W:Also, he can use his friends Fearsome Five to perform extreme kung fu techniques.
B: Ooh, ooh! I know them: The Leaping Monkey, which can save him from pits, The Mantis Fury,a striking slide that can stun his enemies, The Viper Crush, which, well... crushes his enemies ' bones, The Spinning Feather Blossom, which can pierce into his enemies defenses, and, finally, the deadly Iron Claws. They were helpful to kick Tai Lung's jeopardy ass! W:Despite his massive strength and his high- leveled acrobatics, Po is far from perfect, while arguably the greatest martial artist in the Kung fu Panda universe. He lacks true intelligence. B; His clumsy nature often puts himself and others in danger. But we don't care, coz that's why he's cute. W: And finally his biggest weakness is his over dependence on deus ex machina during the climax of his movies and the main event episodes. B: He loves kung fu as much as we love him.
"I LOVE KUNG FU!"
W: He really does.
Pinkie Pie
B: Pinkamena Diane Pie, better known as Pinkie Pie. The Element of Laughter, and Baker in training. Pinkie was raised on a rock farm, living with an Amish Family W: Wait, what?! B: Yes, Wiz. a ROCK farm. Where she spent most of her time pushing rocks from one side of the field to other. Just some really annoying shit.
W: That is until the one fateful day, when a rainbow from the sky showed Pinkie a type of magic that awakened her love of joy laughter and PARTIES.
B: And something even worse of which we'll talk later.
W: From that day onward, Pinkie refined and mastered her craft, most fans misinterpret Pinkie as a party pony, while true she loves parties. Pinkies special talent is actually bringing joy, making her special talent the most diverse of the entire Mane cast.
B: Really? How can you tell?! W: Pinkie Pie has arguably the largest set of skills of all earth ponies. And her talent arguably put her on footing with most mid, to low high level unicorns. She's a fourth wall breaker, while not to mention the level of full knowledge of her cartoon nature. She has the ability to shatter the already soft physics of the My Little Pony universe, such as slowing her decent mid fall, temporary levitation, coiling her neck, popping of nowhere, flying with a couple of balloons. B: MacGyver didn't die. He just reincarnated into a pony! W: Her tail is also prehensile, able to grab lift and carry things with it. She's able to balloon herself up and manipulate hammer space, pulling things out of non existence. And finally she is able to rip a hole in space, entering the black space at the end of episodes.
B: But She has techniques that are above the rest. W: The first is the party cannon, Pinkie whips out a cannon firing a literal party.
B: But while this may seem non-lethal at first, it had no problem kicking tons of changeling asses! Not once, but twice!
W: But when the lights of joy go off, she becomes the monster known by the name of Pinkamena,or Mrs Cupcakes. B: In this state of mind and soul, she is the absolute negative equity of Pinkie. While the jekylly Pinkie being joyful and childish, the hydey Pinkamena is more mournful and mature. And, let's face it, she is hotter.
W: Boomstick, what the fuck are you saying?! Are you insane?
B: Uhh... No, I'm just saying she is a little Jason in pony coat. W: *sighs *And finally, while not the physically strongest pony. She more then makes up for it in raw speed. Pinkie is the only Pony, Pegasi or Unicorn capable of keeping up with Rainbow Dash, while not fast enough to actually catch Rainbow Dash she can keep up with her.
B: But, she can catch her up as Pinkamena...
W: Enough, Booms. No-one has read Cupcakes! B: Wiz, you're just a party blower.
W: But Pinkie's weakness lies in her greatest strength. She a pony of joy, meaning she has the least true combat abilities of all mane six.
B: Pinkie, you're awesome. Keep this party going.
"I know what this calls for... A PARTY!"
W: Now, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
B: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Pinkie Pie was marching around, singing "Chimicherry, Cherrichanga...". Suddenly, she stumbled across a large figure, wearing a large hat, meditating.
"HI THERE!", she greeted happily. "Enough talking. Let's fight. Sha-shu-ho!", the figure standed on his feet, took off his hat and golden gears and got on a fighting stance.
FIGHT!
"Too Easy!" Pinkie giggled and started using her party gears, like her favorite #1 glove and the Balloon Pumper. Po, who knew that they were not funny at all, avoided to get hit.
He began attacking back with his Leaping Monkey to jump on her to block her party rampage. With a flick of his fingers, he hazed her mind and made her forget what was she doing. "Huh?!", she goshed. Po got the time to knock her back away with his Rising Wind Hammer, which made her go through some trees. "Are you loco in the coco?!", she mocked him, and started a ramming rush to headbutt him. Just before she could hit him, Po closed his eyes and used the Golden Lotus Jutsu. For Pinkie everything went blank. She was blind. "Who turned off the lights?!", she said, really worried. Thus gave Po the time to use the Mantis Fury, which made her trip, and the Spinning Feather Blossom to knock her , shortly after, the surprised gulp turned into a sadistic laughter, her bubbly mane became straight. She transformed herself into Pinkamena. "Shit, I should have seen that coming", mumbled Po. Pinkamena rushed into him and hit him very hard in the chest. " What?! How could you get where I was?" "Pinkie Sense.". He couldn't get her for a few hits, then he understood her pattern and began avoid her rushes. "Heh, is that all you've got?!" Alas, she hit him with a powerful buck into his back, making him fall backwards. "Any last wishes, sugarcube?" she said in a seductive tone. Po smirked " I wish to see you burn in Hell, you wretched demon!" and hit her face with a Mongolian Fire Ball, burning half of her face. "OWWW FUCK, MY FACE IS BURNING! I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! AND THIS IS A PINKIE PROMISE!". Pinkamena started to rush, using the Fourth Wall Break various times and hitting him very hard, until she disappeared. Po sat down and huffed to state where she might have been. "Front...Back...Left...Right...Above...BELOW!"Po realized, as he punched the ground beneath him. He then kept on landing punches in her face, concluding with his two favorite Co-op Jutsus, Viper Crush, with which he crushed her left arm, and the Iron Claws, which threw her away. She rapidly got up, with her Party Cannon ready to fire. "Bye-bye, silly filly", she said, her face, halfly melted away. She charged up the cannon to the maximum power, aimed to the chubby panda and fired. Po seemed in trouble, but then, he remembered all the trainings of storing energ with Shifu and Oogway. He just closed his eyes and started using the technique with which he saved the Peace Village from Shen, the Energy Deflection. He got the bullet from the Party Cannon into his paws, transforming it into pure energy and firing it back at her. The clash with the insane pony was lethal, as Pinkamena was blown up into pink smithereens. "Never break a Pinkie Promise, you always say that.", said Po, proudly.
KO !
B: Nooo! Why did this happen?! W: Po's longer attitude to fighting made him the best candidate to victory. Plus, Pinkie Pie's energy began to shrink after she became Pinkamena. Plus the variety of skills in Po's side were absolutely much more than the Pinkie ones.
B: So was for the final blow, which was deflected which such ease, even though she charged her own Party Cannon to the maximum power.
W: Po overmatched Pinkie Pie in strength and speed. There was no way she could win with him, even though she was really close. B: You better believe he got tricks up his sleeve, see him dominate cause he's the muthafuckin' Dragon Warrior!
W: The winner is Po the Panda.
B: Next time on Death Battle!
A girl with reddish hair walking on the street, her eyes lit in a cat-like sight.
"Found you, Keiichi - kun."
VS
A boy into a purple room after a dream hears the words of a pink haired girl.
"It's all right, Yukki, I'll protect you."