The end of the Teletubbies!
In the Tubbydome…
Tinkie Winkie is eating some Tubby Custard when La la comes in.La la: You'll get drunk if you keep on eating that stuff Tinkie Winkie!
Tinkie Winkie: Why? It's got no alcohol.
Narrator: Oi! You nicked my beer that I put yellow food coloring in!
Tinkie Winkie: Why did you do that?
Narrator: Science experiment.
Tinkie Winkie: Oh. Well at least I've only drunk 350 gall-
Tinkie Winkie faints. La la takes his unconscious body to the Tubby hospital.
La la: Man, this is heavy!
Narrator: Shut up and move.
2 days later…
An ambulance arrives in the hills on Tubbyland and Tinkie Winkie walks out with a pot of medicine labeled: Anti Drowsiness pill. He joins the rest of the teletubbies who are all watching Star Wars off Po's belly.
Dipsey: Look! Big bang!
The death star explodes on Po's TV. The video ejects out of the belly button.
Narrator: How do you do that? Teletubbies shouldn't perform magic, they're rubbish stupid-er, I mean lovely and happy creatures um…that doesn't make sense does it?
50 miles away…
On the coast of Dalekland, the continent next to Tubbyland, the satellite dish on top of a secret bunker begins to spin. Inside the bunker, a white Dalek is talking into a microphone.
Dalek: The mission is top secret. (Response from contact) WHAT? You ran out with a megaphone telling everyone about the mission, even the prisoners? You're fired.
Supreme Dalek enters the Room.
Supreme Dalek: REPORT!
Dalek: Ok, ok I'm only over here. One of my troops gave away the whole story of attacking Tubbyland.
Supreme Dalek: Do you have a plan B then?
Dalek: Of course! I will launch lots of intercontinental ballistic missiles.
Supreme Dalek: Then? Whaddaya waiting for?
Dalek: Firing missiles…now.
Dalek presses a button with sucker arm. Lots of nucueler missiles launch from the top of the bunker.
Back in Tubbyland…
All the teletubbies are in the tubby dome. Security alarm goes off.
Security System: Warning! Warning! Incoming nucueler missiles! Warning! Warning!
Narrator: Finally- a chance to get rid of these stupid baby characters!
(Down radio) Beam me up, rabbits!
Narrator vanishes.
Orbiting spaceship:
Narrator appears on Command Bridge and greets the rabbits of Tubbyland. Their noses have dropped away to reveal robotic mouths.
Rabbit 1: Sir, Tubbyland is being destroyed.
Narrator: Yes. Rabbits, inform the Ceebebies people about the tragic accident with some fireworks that resulted in the deaths of the Teletubbies. MUAH HA, HA, HA, HA!
Rabbit 2: Yes sir.
Back in Tubbyland (again):
The Tubbydome is exploding. Noo noo is smashed when a piece of the roof comes flying down. Suddenly, it all goes dark when the baby Sun is destroyed. Through the smoke 4 black Daleks are hovering screaming their heads off.
Dalek 1: The teletubbies will be exterminated!
Dalek 2: Daleks conquer and destroy!
Dalek 3: Daleks conquer and destroy!
Dalek 4: Alert! Nucueler eruption is about to commence! Quickly, teleport to Dalekland! We gotta get out of here!
The Daleks vanish just as the core of the Tubbydome gets destroyed.
Teletubbies: Eh oh.
Tubbyland is destroyed.
And that, my friends is the end of the worst television characters. Well, maybe not the final end. If they do come back to life, they will find another plot to kill them (Heh, heh, heh!) . But, for the moment,
The end!