This is my first all dialogue fic, they looked fun to do so thought I'd give it a shot, really like Lackson as well and this rather random convo entered my rather random mind…
Laxative Lackson and all
"Ha-ha."
"What?"
"Nothing"
"It is something! Tell me, please with a chocolate dipped, sugar dusted cherry on the top…"
"You know how to bribe a guy, Okay Truscott; we sound like a laxative."
"Say what?!"
"Check this; Lackson, it sounds like a laxative."
"Uhgggg, it does not."
"Does too."
"Doesn't."
"Does-"
"Not-"
"Does, it sounds like a crap releaser."
"I repeat; UGHHHH. I think it sounds relaxing."
"Yeah, as in relaxing your butt muscles"
"Your really know how to make a girl feel special, and sick."
"I think it's cool."
"You would."
"You would too if you'd come up with it."
"Whatever your little sister's taller then you…"
"No fair! You always use that one!"
"Don't worry it's not because I think so little of you."
"Fine, your mum pulls more guys then you."
"She totally doesn't, if you minus my oh so exciting accountant of a dad, a date with your dad and some Italian guy that turned out to be gay, don't ask."
"Okay but that's still better then you."
"No way!
I nearly had Oliver at some point not to mention famous Jake who was a total babe."
"I get it, I get it. But I'm babe enough for you right?"
"Duh!
Laxative Lackson and all."
"Knew you liked it"
"Do not."
"Do."
Uhhhhhh I know but that's what their pairing as always reminded me of