In my defense, this was written at about 10 at night…
This was supposed to be pairing neutral. *sigh* So any Fiolee was unintentional.
I don't own Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Fionna stumbled downstairs, not even bothering dressing for the day. Cake glanced over her shoulder.
"Hey baby. You feeling better?" she asked, putting a couple pieces of bacon on the plate and a single pancake with a little syrup and a smidge of butter.
Anyone who had the 'pleasure' of eating at the Treehouse for breakfast knew that Fionna ate a pile of bacon, and her pancake stack would tower over Beemo, would have enough syrup to swim and enough butter to build a small city. She would literally need to have a separate plate for her pancakes, or should we say she needed a bowl?
"No. My tummy hurts," she said docilely, nibbling at the bacon. Cake pursed her lips.
"I can run over to the CandyKingdom and bring you back stuff. Would you like that?" Fionna nodded. Cake kissed the top of her head and climbed down the ladder.
"Bye baby!"
"Bye Cake. Don't forget the marshmallows this time!" Fionna pushed her plate back, and stood at the counter, trying to remember how to make a hot pad.
Cool hands were placed over her eyes. She sighed loudly. "Go away, Marshall Lee." Marshall took his hands away and pouted at her, his fangs peeking out over his bottom lip.
"Fi, I'm bored. We need to go adventuring," he announced.
"You warm up a wet washcloth and wrap it in a plastic bag for a hot pad, right?" Fionna asked. Marshall was unfazed.
"Yeah. Anyway, there's this troll kidnapping old people a few Kingdoms away!" Fionna made her hot pad and went to the living room. Marshall followed.
"A buncha why-wolves are terrorizing the Hot Dog Kingdom!" Fionna placed the hot pad on her stomach and pulled a blanket that Beemo had thoughtfully found for her over herself.
"Marshall."
"We can do a head count to see if the Ice Queen's captured any more dudes…"
"Marshall."
"There's an infestation in the BerryKingdom. Huge rats. Blech. Rats."
"MARSHALL."
"Actually, there's an infestation in my cave. Super annoying-"
"MARSHALL I DON"T WANNA GO ADVENTURING TODAY!" Fionna shrieked, her voice cracking. He looked taken aback.
"No need to yell," he said mildly. He leaned forward. Fionna glared at him before pulling the blanket over her head. "Are you sick? Did someone possess you? Okay, here's a question only a real Fi would know!" Fionna peeked out from under the knit blanket.
"Fine. Lay it on me."
"Erhm… what brand of conditioner do I use?" he asked lamely. Fionna smiled wryly.
"SuperFresh, from the Berry kingdom."
"Maybe you're poisoned! I'll need to take a sample of your blood-" Fionna sighed loudly.
"Marshall, that's the problem. Too much blood," she said, hoping he would take a hint. He screwed his face up, before his eyes got considerably bigger and his eyebrows rose slightly.
"Oh. Okay. Uhm… sorry. I'll just… leave… yeah…" he said awkwardly, before going off.
Fionna smiled and snuggled under the blanket. Cake soon came up the ladder.
"Hey baby. I got your marshmallows, chocolates, and I was able to beg a couple raspberry tarts off Gumball."
"Woo!"
Three days later, Fionna was checking outside the door. Cake claimed she heard some soft knocking on the door. She opened the door, looked around, and saw something on the ground. She picked it up.
"Feel better," read a note. The handwriting was thin and spindly. The note was attached to a slightly wilted white rose that had a few suspicious holes in the bottom, and a small bag of chocolates. She flipped the note over, and saw more writing. "P.S. Sorry about the rose. I was hungry."
Fionna smiled and popped a chocolate in her mouth.