Yeah, I wanted to do a spoof on what it might be like if the White Cleaver is (finally) put back together and Nye gives him to the Sanctuary and they are trying to put him back with the other Cleavers but they shun him because he's different. Please review! (Also, this isn't going to be one-shot! :D)
Ravel gave the White Cleaver a small encouraging push toward the other Cleavers. "Go on. Be with your own kind."
The White Cleaver stepped forward, then looked back at Ravel, Tipstaff, Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Ghastly who stood off to the side with a dozen doctors, who had their pens raised over their clipboards, ready to document the historic event of integrating the White Cleaver back with its own kind.
The other, normal, Cleavers were in the middle of a game of kickball. Tipstaff, of course, had not liked that Ravel had given the Cleavers permission to use the hallways as kickball field. But Ravel let them because they got bored and they wanted to be able to do something to entertain themselves. Also Ravel found an almost unhealthy amount of amusement from watching Tipstaff get hit repeatedly with kick balls throughout the day.
He looked back at the other Cleavers and took another tentative step towards them. The Cleavers stopped playing kickball, the pitcher paused in pitching and all the Cleavers moved together to form a huddle. Away from the White Cleaver.
The White Cleaver took another tiny step and the huddle moved a step away.
He hung his head and walked away. Ravel gently patted him on the back. "It's okay, maybe next time. Do you want a donut?"
The White Cleaver gave a little nod.
"Okay, let's get you a donut."
"Aw," Valkyrie said as Ravel and the White Cleaver left to get a donut and the other Cleavers went back to playing kickball. "The other Cleavers won't let him play in their reindeer games."
