A short thing that I came up with at 1am... enjoy?
DPOV
I glanced at the love of my life (am I being too dramatic?), Rory. Of course, if Amy found out I would be killed, probably tortured first, it would be slow and agonizing, that's just so Amy. I had been trying to get Rory's attention for a while now, but alas! Rory had not yet realised he was bisexual. Well, he may not be, but if he doesn't want his brain tampered with, he will quickly get used to the idea of men. Life is so cruel…aha! Amy has left the TARDIS in search of nose powder! Here is my chance! Rory and I are alone! YAY! This is my fantasy becoming reality, although, in my fantasies a little more progress has been made. Here goes! I walked across to him, and said,
"Are you, have you ever been, or will you ever be gay or bisexual?" may as well get straight to the point.
"Um, I don't think that I'm gay, I might be bi though, I did make out with the football coa-"
"Ok! Good enough for me!" that approach works (almost) every time. We embraced…just as Amy walked in…I'd better run…shit.
R&R