Shinobi Madness

My first fic that I posted so review or **** I don't care.

In my story Sasuke came back after a few weeks when he found out that Orochimaru was going to use his body in more than one way.

Warnings: Yaoi, SasuNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru, minor Sakura bashing, OOC behaviour, maybe Ocs, Uke!Naruto

'Thoughts'

"Talking"

"Demons Talking"

'Demons Thinking'

S"Parseltounge"S

S'Parseltounge Thoughts'S

Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts, was currently looking for a certain slip of paper when he thought of what he was looking for.

He had a slip of paper that acts like a portkey to his old friend Tsunade's office who was the current leader of her village.

After searching franticly for the piece of paper that would change the fate of everyone he finally found the precious slip and said the word... 'bloodpops'

In Konoha...

"NO!" Shizune yelled furiously as she took away her sensei's favorite drink, sake.

Everyone outside acted like it was a common routine.

"You have your paperwork and the village to care about. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING SAKE!" scolded Shizune as she secretly took the sake from Tsunade's secret sake stash which was beside the endless piles of paperwork.

Shizune held them behind her back before her sensei found out and screamed her head off when a loud pop sounded behind her.

"Nice to see you Tsunade," Dumbledore greeted happily unaware of the tension. "I have an S-rank mission for five jonin-level ninja."

'Nice timing.' thought the grateful blonde who was just nearly throttled by her furious assistant.

Said blond Hokage straightened up and asked for the details.

"Well I need 5 of the best and them to be age 14-17 for it to work." Dumbledore explained.

"Well I guess maybe the Kazekage could go and my best ninja are Naruto, the Uchiha, Sai and the Nara." answered the blonde.

'There has to be drama there if I put them into that place together.' Tsunade thought as she had an evil smile in her mind. A chibi Tsunade punched the air and thought. 'Serves them right for giving me headaches. Shannaro!' (spending time with Sakura really rubbed off on her)

"They can come here at 12pm tomorrow and we can bring them to headquarters so they can spend time familiarizing with the others." Dumbledore told her.

Dumbledore racked his brain before he remembered what to tell her.

"Don't forget about to tell them about magic and here is the picture of the boy I want you to protect." Dumbledore reminded her as he got out a document and gave it to her.

"I won't. Now go!" Tsunade shooed him out desperately as she wanted to drink her precious sake.

As Dumbledore left they both had a sly smile.

'Hogwarts is/They are going to get the shock of their life.' they both thought secretly.

"Shizune bring them here." Tsunade demanded as she secretly opened her sake cabinet.

As Shizune poofed away she quickly opened the drawer with her key...

Only to find cobwebs made by spiders and a note that said 'I found your sake and hid them away again. Get back to work! Shizune'

Said note was currently being ripped apart by a furious Godaime.

'I will have my revenge.' thought Tsunade angrily as she wrote down ideas for her apprentice's punishment.

Currently with Shizune...

'Where to go?' she wondered as she walked down the street.

'The Kazekage would be easy but...' Shizune thought halfway.

'Knowing Sasuke would be stalking Naruto and Kazekage-sama would be in his office using his sand eye to spy on Naruto.' thought Shizune sweat dropping.

'First I need to send a letter to Kazekage-sama and then go over to training ground 10 to find Shikamaru as he would be cloud gazing or napping.' planned Shizune turning around and towards the direction of the messenger birds.

'But where will I find Naruto?' Shizune wondered as she tripped over a stone.

But then Shizune had a thought. "AT ICHARAKU!" she yelled having a conclusion.

Everybody turned around and stared at her. As though they were daring her to yell again.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" yelled Shizune embarressed. "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"

And with that she ran towards the messenger birds and wrote a note on a piece of cream coloured parchment.

The note

Kazekage-sama,

Tsunade-sama has decided to send you, Naruto, Uchiha, Nara and Neji.

It is a year-long mission and will require your knowledge about the wizards and witches outside the Hidden Continents.

It is a mission on the outside and will be an S-class mission.

Our client is Albus Percival Wilfric Brian Dumbledore and he is the headmaster of Hogwarts School of WItchcraft and Wizardry.

You are to protect a boy named Harry Potter as he is important to the entire England.

And, don't molest our dear blonde, he's clueless.

We hope you can make it,

Shizune (the Hokage's secretary)

Nodding her head Shizune tied the scroll to the black pigeon's leg and let the bird free.

Telling the bird where to go she watched as the tiny pigeon flew towards Suna.

'Four more to go.' thought the girl as she checked of the names.

Walking towards Icharaku she thought about Naruto.

'He' defiantly uke-material and he's still clueless about their feelings towards him. Maybe they weren't flirting hard enough, since they all seem to have an interest in him. I have a feeling that the Nara is going to have holes burning through his head with all the love rivals.' Shizune sighed. 'It won't be a good day for him.'

'Well I'm off to find the others.' she thought.

And with that she ran towards Icharaku.

How was that?

I decided that I am NOT going to do the others since I will use up to 4 chapters.

So next they will be up to the point where they just heard the details and waiting for the old man to come.

The person who wrote this wants to remain a secret so I am NOT typing this story.

Feel free to flame because I don't care and I find it funny so please do.

Ja ne,

The Author

Hi everyone,

I'm back! I just needed a little break so now I will update every week. I have homework and I am barely keeping up.

I don't own Naruto but I do own this plot.

Today everybody was standing in front of Tsunade as she finished giving them the details.

Naruto was pretty excited about going to the other side of the world while the 'rivals' are currently having a three-way glaring contest.

'It's the perfect time for us to get together.' thought Sasuke looking over to the over-excited blonde, breaking the glaring contest.

'He's so cute!' thought a blushing Neji.

"Anyway hold onto this and don't let go unless you land somewhere." Said the smirking Hokage.

She handed them a smelly brown hat and they landed at an unfamiliar place with strange people staring at them.

"Welcome to…"

How was that? Sorry it was short but I was more of a one shot person so…

Anyway I've decided to continue this story and write for you next time!

The Author