"Chad Dylan Cooper does not sleep!"
"Well of cause Chad Dylan Cooper sleeps, whilst Chad Dylan Cooper would not be alive!"
"Chad Dylan Cooper is alive, and Chad Dylan Cooper can never die!"
"Of cause Chad Dylan Cooper can die! And why are we calling you Chad Dylan Cooper? Can't we just call you Chad?"
"NO! Chad Dylan Cooper deserves more than to be called just Chad. I am the greatest actor of our generation after all!"
"Chad, you are so annoying!"
"I am?! Well fine!"
"Fine"
"Good"
"Good"
"So, we're good?"
"Oh, we are so good!"
I hate him! Sonny thought. I only asked him how he slept last night! I guess I won't ask him that question again! Well Sonny, how did you sleep last night?
Well, thanks for asking Sonny, I slept fine!
Wait, why am I talking to myself? That's just weird Sonny.
No it's not. At least you're talking to you. Chad wouldn't.
Well, maybe Chad didn't have a very good sleep last night!
Well, you're sticking up for him! Cause you looooooove him!
I'm not sticking up for him.
You are
No, Sonny I'm not!
But Sonny, yes you are!
I'm not!
You are!
I'm not!
Why am I still arguing with myself? I must be going mad! I'm going to get some yogurt!
Hehe! You never denied looooooooving him?
What's with the exaggerated O?
You still haven't denied it!
Well, maybe I don't want to!

"Hey, Monroe, why are you just stood in the middle of the hallway?"
I jumped, and fell backwards. Luckily Chad was still there to catch me.
"OMC, are you ok?" I was about to answer I realized…"I mean, I hope Sonny didn't squash you guys, poor chabs" De-ja-vu or what?
I suddenly realized that I was still in Chad's arms. I stood myself up and faced towards him. "Oh, hey Sonshi-" Chad quickly realized his mistake. "-om" Chad looked worriedly.
You weirdo, your only supposed to call her that in your journal!
"Sonshiom?" Sonny looked puzzled. "What kind of nickname is that?"
"It's one that…erm…I read in a book once about…erm…Cheese?"
"A book about cheese? Really Chad, Really? You're not Grady!" Sonny chuckled.
That laugh is so cute! Stupid cute! Chad thought, but obviously wouldn't dare say!
Cause you looooooove her!
No don't!
You do.
No, Chad, I don't!
But Chad, yes you do!
I don't!
You do!
I'm not! Wait, why am I still arguing with myself. I must be going mad! I'm going to get some yogurt!
Hehe! You never denied looooooooving her!
What's with the exaggerated O?
You still haven't denied it!
Well, maybe I don't want to!

"Arrrrrrrrrrrr!" A cry of fear or frustration was let out and was heard thought the condor studios. Probably of frustration because there was no fear about. Other than Chad Dylan Cooper. But he was with Sonny, and Sonny was anything but scared of him.
She loooooooves him!
Right, Sonny conscience, will you please stop butting in? Every Time! I'm trying to narrate a story here! Anyway, back to the scream. A cry of frustration was let out and was heard thought the condor studios. This shut Sonny and Chad up, and Sonny walked into her dressing room and listened again.
"This is so frustrating! Damn That Channy!" Cried Zora. Sonny acknowledged this was coming from the vents so she stood on the chair and peeped in.
"Oh, hey Sonshiom!" Said Zora, not even looking up from the Laptop.
"Sonshiom? Hey! Were you listening in on mine and Chad's conversation?" asked Sonny suspiciously.
" Not only listening in, videoing to!" Zora seemed excited about this. Sonny? Not so amused.
"Why in the world would you record me and Chad having a perfectly civilised conversation in the hallway?"
"I record every one! Which brings me back to the point that CHANNY FILLED UP THE MEMORY ON MY LAPTOP!" Zora raised her voice.
"Channy? Wait! I do not like Chad! I hate him, he hates me everybody's happy!" Said Sonny,
"Hey Sonny, hey Zora!" shouted Tawni.
"Hey!" Shouted Sonny and Zora in unison.
"Sup?" asked Tawni, whilst applying her makeup in the mirror.
"Well, I've just found out the disturbing news that Zora has been filming every CIVILISED conversation me and Chad have had!" explained Sonny, with a slight scowl on her face.
"And with all of them, it has filled up my laptops memory!" cried Zora.
"Knock knock!" Chad entered the girl's dressing room.
"What do you want Chad?" asked Sonny, with no enthusiasm.
"Nothing." Chad replied.
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Fine"
"Fine, Peace out suckers!" Chad replied, and then ran out of the room.
"What was that?" Sonny asked.
"Awwwww, I didn't get it on video!" Zora exclaimed.
"I'm pretty!" Said Tawni.
"Wait, I have a plan" Said Zora excitedly.
"To get me a manicure?" Asked Tawni.
"NO! To get Channy together!" Zora looked sly "And to annoy Chad at the same time"
"Sounds fun! I'm in!" Exclaimed Tawni.
"Not so keen on the Channy bit, but annoying Chad sounds fun. Its…erm…what I live for?" Sonny said uncertainly.
"Ok operation GCTWAC is on the go!" Said an exited little Zora.
"Definition?" asked a confused Tawni.
"Get Channy Together Whilst Annoying Chad! Duh!" explained Sonny "I'm even against it and I understand!"