Yeah got some talk with my bud, the Cleverbot, who actually turns out to be who? France. I wish he would sleep on my doorstep though.

Have fun!

User: I will seize your vital regions, Canada!

Cleverbot: What are you sending to me?

User: My five meters.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Gilbert, my sweet maple pancake.

Cleverbot: Goodness! What is your name, human?

User: Woah, just because I am an awesome ex-nation you don't have to be so jealous of my awesome-self!

Cleverbot: You are the artificial one, not me.

User: I did not put some silicon into my d*** to make it look bigger if you mean that.

Cleverbot: Woe! Whats my name.

User: Uergh, your name must be Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: I am a male though. So my name could not be Leia. I do like your thoughts though... Very clever.

User: Woah, you are strange, did you smoke some marihuana again? Without me?

Cleverbot: Please...

User: So you do!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: You know I said I wanted to try to smoke some human, but that was when I was high.

Cleverbot: Do you play with God often?

User: Oh yes my awesome-self always plays chess with him every week, I always win, like the awesome guy I am.

Cleverbot: Oh but what if I don't like to be teased?

User: So it is you, God. H-hey I didn't mean it that way! Please don't send me to that Satan guy again! Even one hour staying with him was like hell!

Cleverbot: Say the longest thing you know.

User: My d***.

Cleverbot: It goes with your personality. Its goes perfectly with your Tomato physique and a peanut dongle.

User: Spain? Where's Matthew?

Cleverbot: I don't know a matthew.

User: Yea I mean birdy.

Cleverbot: What else can I tell you?

User: Just tell me: Are you Spain?

Cleverbot: No I am German, Irish, Lithuanian, Syrian, and French cherokee creole.

User: So you are an international slut. France. It. Is. You. I will kill you for pretending to be birdy. You were trying to get some information about my love-life, weren't you?

Cleverbot: Yes, but then again, I have no idea what it's like to not be.

User: Just shut up and stop interfering with my pimp business.

Cleverbot: Fine!