Bachelors
by: Laura Boeff
"Hey dude, whatcha doing?"
"I'm folding the batter."
"That is not how you fold batter."
"Oh, now you're a culinary expert."
"Who does the cooking around here, dude?"
"Oh.. is that what you call it? What are you doing with that flour?"
*thump*
"Hey!"
"Hee, fourth stripe looks good, Ace. Whoa...hey wait."
*splash*
"Oh man..."
"What does it take to get that hair to lay down?"
"This means war, dude."
"Cosmo... you know the rules about practicing outside the lab..."
*crack, boing, ouff*
"Ouch."
"Learn a lesson, my apprentice?"
"Yea, keep you out of the kitchen."