Interdimensional: The Battle Begins
Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb.
A/N: Set after Perry Tells All, each chapter begins by indicating the POV it is set in
Chapter One
PLATYBORG
I ran, but some of the added, nonessential metal weight my cyborg body came with was making it a little difficult. That could be dealt with later. I had to protect the device in my hands, the device I had filched. It'd been easy, or it seemed that way, before I realized he still had a few of his loyal soldiers under his command-from his prison cell, no less.
I ducked into an alley, running through a series of battle plans in my head. If I could buy myself a little time...
"Present your papers or be destroyed," a Normbot said, and I froze, but only for a moment. Slipping the device into a secret compartment, I turned on the Normbot and switched one of my hands out for a blaster. I fired a shot, and the robot exploded upon impact. I had to hand it to Doofenshmirtz, though, especially right then. He knew what weapons would be useful, and he was no slouch when it came to installing them.
The other Normbots in pursuit descended upon the alley, leaving me one choice. I deployed the wings and took off, reconsidering my original plan. I might've had to skip a few steps and rush it a little, but the end result would still be the same, right?
A Normbot fired a shot, barely grazing one of my wings. No time to plan. Time to act.
I spotted the backyard of the Flynn-Fletcher household and reached for the device, weaving through laser shots and trying to remain in one piece. Time was running out, and I was running short on options.
Finally, I got my hands on the device, and I activated a portal...in mid-air. It would have to do. I managed to make it through, just as a Normbot fired, striking one of my wings and the remote just as I flew through the portal. The portal closed behind me, and I was flying straight into a radio tower in some kid's backyard.
First Dimension Phineas and Ferb. I remembered them, but my memories of that time disgusted me.
I struck the tower and tumbled onto the ground, pieces of scrap metal scattered all around.
"Mom, Mom, Mom, Phineas and Ferb built a radio tower in the backyard," a voice I recognized as Candace's said anxiously.
"All I see is a bunch of scrap metal and...oh, my God," another voice, one I recognized as Linda's, replied. Pretty soon, the whole family was gathered around me. "What did you boys do to Perry?" Linda asked, a note of annoyance in her voice.
"We didn't do anything to Perry, and besides, Perry's right over here," Phineas said, and I heard a chatter.
"So who's platypus is this?"
"Actually, we don't know. He just appeared out of nowhere." More like the Second Dimension, I thought. "We didn't build him, but he looks like he's in bad shape. Do you mind if we fix him up in the garage?"
Linda paused, and Candace asked, "Are you seriously going to go through with this?"
"Well, he does look pretty bad. Are you boys sure you can fix him up? He looks pretty complex."
"Yeah, we can fix him, at least, his robotic parts. We can bandage the organic wounds, but he'll have to stay here until those heal, and then we can locate his owners and return him to them."
That's gonna be tougher than you think. I tried to smirk, and then I realized that, judging by the sting, I must've scratched my face up tumbling through the radio tower.
"Well, alright, but clean up when you're done."
"Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but, bu-bu-bu-but-but," Candace stuttered.
I allowed the two boys to carry me inside and lay me on a table, and I finally closed my eyes to rest.