I know. I know what you're thinking: HOW DARE YOU WRITE ANOTHER STORY WHEN YOU'RE NOT FINISHED WITH "POSSESED"? Well, when I get a good story idea I just GOTTA write it. I know I'll regret this.
Poseidon POV
It started on Monday. We were all sitting in throne room, bored to tears as Athena lectured about the importance of typewriters. How did she even get into typewriters, anyway? I had just said that SeaWorld was better than any museum and then she got mad at me. Ugh, stupid wisdom goddess.
"So, Poseidon, typewriters are awesome," Athena concluded. Finally! It was over.
"Gosh, Athena," I grumbled. "Don't you know how to have fun?"
"I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN!" Athena snapped. "Typewriters are fun."
"PUH-LEEZE, Owl Head, you wouldn't know fun if it came up to you and bit you on the butt!"
"Oh yeah? I bet you 700 drachmas that I can have more fun than you and Apollo combined!"
"It's on! Loser wears Aphrodite's clothes!"
Aphrodite squealed.
"Oh, Athena, you're going to look soooo beautiful," Aphrodite gushed.
"No, I'm not. Because I'm going to win the contest," Athena snapped. Zeus moaned.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP! YOU'RE GIVING ME A GODLY HEADACHE! Meeting dismissed," he grumbled, storming out of the throne room. Get it? "Storming"? Okay fine, don't laugh at my puns. Jerk.
Athena's POV
Poseidon thinks he knows what he's doing. He's wrong. I'm the Goddess of Wisdom, right? So I know everything! That means I know how to have fun. Poseidon is so going to lose. And when he wears Aphrodite's clothes I'm going to take digital pictures and send it to Camp Half-Blood. Oh yeah! I'M ON FIRE!
No, no, not really, Hephaestus.
Where was I? Oh yeah, evil laughing.
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