Hello! So I don't know about you but I loved Big Time Break Up but I was upset that the amazing summery wasn't true. So I decided to write my own. This is set before Big Time Break Up as Jo is kinda important to this fic.

Don't own them now, won't own them in the future, boo.

Enjoy!

Kendall sighed as he eventually pulled himself out of bed. He was tired and sleepy but according to his iPod it was late. Logan was already up and, judging by the slightly open drawer, he was dressed. Kendall quickly followed suite and changed into his normal jeans and checked shirt. He walked out into the apartment and saw that breakfast was long over. It wasn't that the kitchen was a mess it was that there was jam on the TV remote and a fading smell of bunt. He was meant to be meeting Jo for lunch so decided not to bother with breakfast. A scribbled note had been left on the table. It was from his mum saying that she and Katie had gone shopping.

Kendall loved his mum. He didn't know many women who'd agree to move to LA with four teenage boys, only one of which being her son. Kendall pretty much worshiped her. She had brought him and Katie up single-handedly and without complaint. He hadn't realised how hard she had worked when he was younger but now he knew. He tried to help out as much as possible. Her only flaw was how easy he and Katie could convince her to do something. Still he loved her for it.

Kendall was about to go downstairs when James burst through the door, clearly not happy.

"Look at me Kendall!" He screamed hysterically. Kendall looked at his friend but couldn't see anything wrong.

"Um... why?"

"Can't you see?"

"No." Kendall replied as he lent against the breakfast bar.

"My hair is dry and lifeless! Ahh!" James screamed and went to coat it in cuda. Kendall laughed at his vain friend when he returned screaming.

"Ok, now what?" Kendall asked as he covered James's mouth to prevent a headache.

"My cuda is gone!" James replied, still hysterical.

"Well go check my room, maybe Logan used it." Kendall said. James almost ran off. Kendall smiled, it was a dodgy lie as they both knew that Logan wouldn't use product like that but James was too hysterical to realise. "Ok Carlos, come out of swirly." Kendall said as he turned towards the slide. Carlos slide down with a grin.

"Oh hi Kendall, I didn't know you we." He said through giggles.

"Do you want to die?" Kendall asked him.

"No."

"You realise that's what'll happen when James learns you hid his cuda." Carlos paled at this.

"Help me please help me!" Carlos begged, now on his knees at Kendall's feet. He was almost as loud as James had been.

"Dude! Ok where's the cuda?" Kendall asked.

"The pool."

"Ok I'll go get it, you distract James." Kendall said before quickly leaving. He rubbed his temples. He loved his friends but they did give him a headache. Hopefully Logan would be down by the pool, he really didn't know how he was going to get cuda products out of the Palm Woods pool. The lift seemed to be taking forever but eventually one of them came up. After the journey down Kendall went down to look for the cuda products. The first thing he noticed was Logan by one of the sun chairs, kissing someone. That was odd, Camille was away and Logan hadn't mentioned any other girls. Logan pulled away from the girl and Kendall couldn't believe what he was seeing. The girl Logan was kissing... was Jo!

Dun dun duuuun!

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