Chapter 1: Nothing too serious.

"Hey," Minato speaks in front of the microphone, "It's been a while since the show moves right? Yeah, I don't care about that."

"The Director, WhiteClawRaven had been robbed by thief when he was walking in the street while wearing his poor shoes and phone in hand. That is why he had created a new account and deleted his previous account."

"Huh?" A whisper made Minato stopped from talking. "Oh… okay. It seems I am going to be solo DJ from now on… huh?" Another whisper stopped Minato from speaking, "Okay….. I'm going to have different guests every chapter… that's what he said."

"So without wasting any second let's do this," Minato said his last piece before waited for a new caller to call his new *hot*line.

A chuckle could be heard from the opposite line as he introduces himself, "This must be the first time you've accepted my calls Minato-kun. Anyways, it's Ikutsuki."

Minato facepalmed, "That... was because I'd banned you from my lines."

"How cold! Did the cold in there freezes your unmoving heart? But nevermind that," he let out a little giggle. And Minato didn't liked that. "Who do you think had created the sad and negative Emoticons, Minato?"

"I don't really ca~"

"It's you! Emonato!"

"Hahaha."

"What do you want Ikutsuki?"

"Umm….. I want to make you laugh?"

"I am going to kill you."

Even in the different country where Ikutsuki were calling he could still felt the killer intent there that made him dropped his coffee mug.

"I have a problem! I really do!"

"No…. Bye…"

"Waiiiitt! Minato-kuuunn!"

Minato cut the line off before Ikutsuki could rained some irritating puns.

Minato sighed as he decided to answer another call from an unknown number.

"Hello….."

"It's me."

"WHY DID THE DIRECTOR REMOVED ME FROM THIS PODCAST!?"

Minato cringed when Yu's voice blew his ears off and began to rub his temple when he thinks that the fate curses him to received such nonsense calls from time to time.

"Bye," he ignored his plea and cut him off.

"To everyone who are going to call… please… call if you have a reason and want me to resolve it and please don't waste my time," he sighed as he accepted another call.

"Onii-san….. please live with me or better yet please give me a room from your dorm!" The boyish tone made him to shake his head and exasperation could be seen on his face.

"For the last time Naoto," his finger slowly courses its way to the red button, "No."

"Waiiiii~" Minato cancelled the call without waiting her response.

"…. Okay…. Let's just read some mails from… Pangalactic Federation….. What the?"

He sighed as he read the email from unknown space, "We have heard about your feats when you flew from the earth to the moon without an airship, rocket or even an oxygen mask and because of that, we would like you to join the Pangalactic Federation to discover more stars. You can answer this mail with pushing your green or red button, the green button is Yes by the way."

Without wasting any moment, Minato smashed his fist straight at the red button.

"I hate this show," Minato massages his forehead. "The Director told me that before the show could continue, I'll need a partner to keep me away from hitting the board with such a force. So please give me something that have a common sense…. And no…. No Ikutsuki. An outside character from different series are well-welcomed to be my partner…. As long that person won't force me to beat him… and if it is a girl…. please choose someone who can restrain herself, then I'm okay."