Authors Note: Okay, I doubt anybody is reading this. This is just a random idea that came into my mind for a possible fanfiction, but so far it is just this single little chapter. I suppose if I get enough positive feedback, it may continue.

June 8th

Dear Chique,

I still can't believe it. Maybe I just live in fantasy land to much for it to seem real, rather than one of my strange fantasies. (After all, I named my diary Chique, so normal isn't exactly on my radar.)

Okay, it's been a few weeks, so you probably don't know what I'm going on about. And now, I actually get to write it down.

I am dating Captain Hammer.

I mean out of all the people he could've dated, he choose me. There were all of his fans who were practically falling over each other to even talk to him, and here I am. It was quite interesting, because I was walking along when he appeared next to me and started hitting on me. Normally I hate those kinds of guys, but he was persistent.

On our first date (I agreed so he would leave me alone) we nearly got swarmed by his fan club. Before I knew it, we were in a park rather late at night. Suddenly he disappeared, and I took my chance and ran for it. Sweet, right?
Well the next day, I found out he left to deal with this guy named Dr. Horrible, who was trying to rob a bank. Needless to say, I thanked him by going out on another date. Everything is going rather well, and the only issue would be his fans who would kill me for a chance to be with him.

So any way, tonight is our 13th date, and he told me he had something special planned. Maybe I'll find out his true identity or something? I have no idea, but I can't help but come up with some wild fantasy. You know me.

"Alright, so I am never going to tell you guys my plans before I do them ever again." I straightened the goggles on my head, which kept becoming lopsided. "Yet again, my plans were foiled by none other than that arrogant Captain Hammer. He was tipped off by…" I sighed. "…me."
The memory flashed through my mind, and I found myself saying it out loud so the camera could get it. "There it was; the plutonium that I needed so much for my newest device. Everything was going smoothly, then BAM! He had my jacket gathered in his hand and his other hand pulled back my goggles and…." I rubbed the mark on my hairline where they had snapped. "You get the picture."

I suddenly was brought back out of my fantasy world where I was being perpetually beaten to a pulp my Captain Hammer. It didn't help that Penny had loved him. He got the girl, and I killed her. With time he had healed his emotional wound of experiencing pain, but I was still a long way from getting over mine.

"Alright, moving on to reading e-mails!" I reached over to the stack of papers and picked up the first one.

"Dear Doctor Horrible, What does your mother think of your evil escapades?" I put the paper down and looked straight into the camera. "My mother kicked me out of the house the second I turned 18. I don't think she cares."
I picked up the next paper and read it over. "Dear Dr. H, When is the last time you got-" My face grew hot and I crumpled the paper and tossed it to the bin. "No. Just no. I refuse to answer that question. Let's move on to another e-mail."

I picked up another one and read it over before reading it out loud. "Alright, this one is acceptable. It reads: Dear Doc, Did you know Captain Hammer has a new girlfriend, and it is essentially all your doing?"

"Actually, no it isn't. From what I was told, they met on the street… Which was a few blocks from… when I was… Alright, so it is inadvertently my fault that Captain Hammerhead has a new girlfriend, but why should I care?"

After reading a few more emails and discarding a few of them because I was in no mood to answer them, I ended the webcast. "So you will hopefully see my name in the news soon. Hopefully it will be good for me, and I won't have to deal with Captain Hammerhead gloating again. I'll post later."
I hit the button and the recording symbol disappeared. As if it had been choreographed, Moist walked in almost a moment after I hit the end button.
"Hey, I got the mail." He dropped my soggy mail, except for a Netflix movie, onto the sofa and plopped down next to them. "Question, when is your next evil plan going down? Because I've wanted to see this for a while now, but I figure you might want to see it too."

I took the movie from him and began opening it. "I'm doing my heist tonight, because it's a good night to get the plutonium. It's one of my last chances for a month or two, so I'm taking the chance." I looked at the movie. "Green Lantern!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd want to see it." He sighed. "But I have things to do pretty much all this week except for tonight."
"You're available right now. We can watch it now." I looked at him while holding up the movie.

"Let's do this."

I dropped the disk into his lap. "I'll get the popcorn and you can try to set it up."