What If?
You know during the course of LOTR so many things could have gone wrong? Or
right? What if this happened or what if that happened? Also have you ever
wondered what Legolas and Gimli do when they suddenly disappear for hours?
So whatever I'm in study hall bored have a bunch of time so I'm gonna write
a series of questions somewhat in poem format so some of the things won't
make sense or they will and have nothing to do with the story (but then
again I'm like that anyway) but I just did it so the words would rhyme. I
know the other people who have read my story want me to update that but I'm
sorta in the doldrums and need a bit more time before I can actually come
up with a sorta good plot and have enough time to write a full fledged ten
page typed chapter in font ten so this is to make up for it right now.
SPOILERS ARE PRESENT .I think so don't read if you don't want to know yet
I DO NOT OWN THIS I AM NOT LYING
YES YOU ARE LITTLE HOBBITSIE
NO I'M NOT
YES WES ARE DON'T LIE.SEE YOU ALREADY ARE
NO NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!
NEVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!!!!!!!!111
What if there was no ring?
What if elves didn't sing?
What if Aragorn was never made king?
If Merry and Pippin were gay,
What would Gandalf have to say?
Ever wonder what Legolas and Gimli Do?
When it's no one but the two?
What if they were in love?
Eww that be a thought I never want to dream of!
What Arwen wasn't pretty ?
Then Aragorn probably wouldn't love her. What a pity.
What if Legolas were gay?
He is! No way!
What if everything that seemed right was wrong?
What if no one actually belonged?
What I none of this existed?
Then I betcha my mind wouldn't be this twisted,
With thoughts of dwarves and elves
I just wouldn't be myself
So I thank Mr. Tolkien for his wonderful works
For because of them I am who I am
An obsessive compulsive LOTR freak
Who through his works my mind has been piqued.
OK Study hal lis over I'll fix it later flames are welcomed that's why I
wrote this in the first place .no reviews or flames in a while have bored
to this state in which only odd poems and words that don't rhyme exist
Good bye the bell is about to ring and I still have to post before I get in
trouble ok So bye bye laugh all you want flame all you want but do not be
obscene!!!!!!!!
You know during the course of LOTR so many things could have gone wrong? Or
right? What if this happened or what if that happened? Also have you ever
wondered what Legolas and Gimli do when they suddenly disappear for hours?
So whatever I'm in study hall bored have a bunch of time so I'm gonna write
a series of questions somewhat in poem format so some of the things won't
make sense or they will and have nothing to do with the story (but then
again I'm like that anyway) but I just did it so the words would rhyme. I
know the other people who have read my story want me to update that but I'm
sorta in the doldrums and need a bit more time before I can actually come
up with a sorta good plot and have enough time to write a full fledged ten
page typed chapter in font ten so this is to make up for it right now.
SPOILERS ARE PRESENT .I think so don't read if you don't want to know yet
I DO NOT OWN THIS I AM NOT LYING
YES YOU ARE LITTLE HOBBITSIE
NO I'M NOT
YES WES ARE DON'T LIE.SEE YOU ALREADY ARE
NO NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!
NEVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!!!!!!!!111
What if there was no ring?
What if elves didn't sing?
What if Aragorn was never made king?
If Merry and Pippin were gay,
What would Gandalf have to say?
Ever wonder what Legolas and Gimli Do?
When it's no one but the two?
What if they were in love?
Eww that be a thought I never want to dream of!
What Arwen wasn't pretty ?
Then Aragorn probably wouldn't love her. What a pity.
What if Legolas were gay?
He is! No way!
What if everything that seemed right was wrong?
What if no one actually belonged?
What I none of this existed?
Then I betcha my mind wouldn't be this twisted,
With thoughts of dwarves and elves
I just wouldn't be myself
So I thank Mr. Tolkien for his wonderful works
For because of them I am who I am
An obsessive compulsive LOTR freak
Who through his works my mind has been piqued.
OK Study hal lis over I'll fix it later flames are welcomed that's why I
wrote this in the first place .no reviews or flames in a while have bored
to this state in which only odd poems and words that don't rhyme exist
Good bye the bell is about to ring and I still have to post before I get in
trouble ok So bye bye laugh all you want flame all you want but do not be
obscene!!!!!!!!