THE BLACK TELETUBBIE
One day, Teletubbieland had a new visitor, called Kill-Bill, who had a black suit, and could not show tele on his tubbie because a month earlier he had destroyed it in a fit of rage. Dipsy decided to greet Kill-Bill. "E- oh!" said Dipsy. Kill-Bill knocked Dipsy to the ground, and shot him. Then Po came. "Big Noise! Big Noise! Big Noi-", but stopped when Kill-Bill kicked Po (His foot went 'Parp!') and threw him off the top of the Teletubbie house. Kill-Bill subsequently killed LaLa, and also shot Tinky- Winky. He then made Noo-Noo blow up by pouring Tubby Custard down the vacuum nozzle. What a clever teletubbie!
One day, Teletubbieland had a new visitor, called Kill-Bill, who had a black suit, and could not show tele on his tubbie because a month earlier he had destroyed it in a fit of rage. Dipsy decided to greet Kill-Bill. "E- oh!" said Dipsy. Kill-Bill knocked Dipsy to the ground, and shot him. Then Po came. "Big Noise! Big Noise! Big Noi-", but stopped when Kill-Bill kicked Po (His foot went 'Parp!') and threw him off the top of the Teletubbie house. Kill-Bill subsequently killed LaLa, and also shot Tinky- Winky. He then made Noo-Noo blow up by pouring Tubby Custard down the vacuum nozzle. What a clever teletubbie!