WARNING: this contains incest, so if you don't like that click that back button now.
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trampoline
I know Luigi's afraid of a lot of things, but this is ridiculous. I mean really, who is afraid of trampolines? I highly doubt that anyone has been killed while jumping on one. Maybe you'd hurt yourself if you jump off by accident, but otherwise I'm sure the injuries won't be that serious.
"Oh come on Luigi, it'll be fun." I say, nudging him with my elbow. He scoots away from me, eyes fixed on the ground. I stare at him for a bit, his hands are behind his back and his overall strap is hanging off his shoulder blade slightly. Aw, he's so cute. Wait—what? that's weird. I force that weird thought out of my head, and walk my way over to the trampoline. Maybe if he sees me try it out first he won't be so scared. I climb up the trampoline and smile at Luigi, he looks up and gives me a nervous smile back. I then start to bounce up a little — still smiling at him — I put more pressure on my feet to bounce a lot higher. Luigi's eyes are glued to me, and his hands are fidgeting.
"See? Nothing to be afraid of." I say as I make a gesture for him to come over. He bits his lips and slowly approaches, he reaches the trampoline but still just stands there and stares at me. I offer a hand to help him up, he grabs onto me and I pull him up but he stumbles and then falls to his knees.
"A-Are you sure I won't fall and break something?" He whimpers softly, he hangs onto the edge like it's his lifeline or something.
"It's okay, I'll make sure that doesn't happen."
I take Luigi's hands and I lace my fingers with his, and I start bouncing. Luigi squeaks and pulls me back down, which makes me lose balance and we both end up falling over. I huff and glare at him, he smiles innocently.
"Let's start at the same time." He yanks me up, I nod and tell him that we'll count to three and then jump together.
One. Two. Three.
Oops, I lost my footing. Oops, I forgot to let go of Luigi. We both land on the pavement with a thud, I land on my back and the worst thing was that I landed on a rock (it isn't a small rock either). I hear Luigi sniffle and whimper, and when I open my eyes — surprise — he's on my lap.
"Owie!" Seriously? Owie? He's so childish. He squirms in my lap, and I flinch.
"D-Don't do that!" I hiss, this is so awkward that it's almost as painful as the rock piercing my back. Luigi's eyes widen, I wonder what else is wrong here.
"I-I feel something sticking up! Mario, are you hurt?" His voice is shrill and he quickly gets off me, his eyes darting from here-to-there. Probably looking for broken body parts. But there aren't any, the real problem is what's going on "down there".
"Uh, Luigi" I start and sit up so that my legs are underneath me. Luigi stares at me waiting for whatever is coming next.
"Let's go back inside.." I say abruptly, Luigi looks confused but I don't really want to explain my sudden urge to go back inside the house. I grab him by the wrist and rush inside, I know of an activity that will be a lot more fun.
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a/n: longer then usual. :3
