The Miley

Richard Pietsch

Chapter 1:

Miley Cyrus went on a tour to NASA to apply for a job because miley was poor. She lost all of her money because she spent it on a new bar full of striper cowboys. Then she got kicked out because she brought a 5 year old kid to the bar because she was babysitting and had to take her with. Anyways when she got to NASA the commander gave a mission to go to different planets to explore if they could find life. Now remember Miley didn't get the job yet because NASA had to look up her application. The astronauts went to the rocket while Miley was trying to follow them but she got stopped by security. She twerked on the security which made the guards pass out from being disgusted.

Chapter 2:

So when got on the ship the rocket Miley sneak into the back of the ship. Miley look at what she could find but it was just lockers and space controls. The ship was about to blast off and Miley was about to get off but the windows got locked shut. The ship then blast off till it got into space and out of the earth. When they were up into space while Miley was in zero gravitation like ariana grande in the music video "break free" (but she is prettier and hotter than Miley Cyrus). But then the rocket malfunction cause miley pulled the power switch in the back of the ship causing the rocket to crash into the mar in full speed. They came in like a wrecking ball and everyone had to choice pulled their emergency sits shoots except for Miley Cyrus.

Chapter 3

Miley was stuck in the ship and she realized that her oxction was running low. She had to quickly find a suit with a gas tank to fill her up with air to breath. Miley felt hot. Her tongue was out shivering up and down to left to right. She looked like a dog asking for water on a spaceship. She then finally found a space suit to put on but it was a men's' suit (Cause her booty to flat for the women's). She also found personal items from the other astronauts. One of them was a picture of Danny Sharman and his family at the beach. For some reason Miley thought Danny was hot and started licking the picture on Danny only. She also found condoms, lipstick, perfume, and underwear of Cristal Rodriguez. Another person's stuff she found was a smart guy name James YuSong how was good in physics and stuff. Miley was all like "That's a funny asian Name hahaha he must be good in math" as she laugh (jack-ass).

Chapter:4

The best thing she found was a tent that could be set up in any plant. It is really expensive even NASA can't even afford more than one. Miley had problems setting it up. So she just used her hammer just got from the back of the slam in the nails of the space tent into the group (no it's not the hammer from her music video "wrecking ball'). 2 days later she had a idea where she could set it up in the ship instead of outside. After a day of setting up the tent into the ship she was laying under it like she was in her music video "Adore you". After she was done she found other tools in the. How does she find all these tools in the back of a rocket ship I don't know. But of course, she found a wrecking ball and hanged it up in the middle of the space tent.

Chapter:5

Miley didn't know what to do with herself because she didn't have wifi, there was a mini stove she didn't know how to set up, her phone was at 20% of battery life. All she could do is record logs on phone. This is all her entries

Log1

Well, this is what I get for sneaking into a space ship. I have no Internet on my phone because I'm on a planet that doesn't have wifi signal. I barely have food. I think I'm fucked. I might die her but if I die I die with my Booty that gave me the power to twerk. We'll just see how much time I have left

Log2

I'm fucked, and I'm hungry I'm gonna make more food

Log3

My life is upside down

Log4

Yeah I don't know. I'm dead