The Joker snuck into Wayne manner in the dead of night, chuckling to himself. There was Bruce Wayne sleeping soundly in his bed. While snicker, he set up a gramaphone playing a recording of Romeo and Juliet, then gingerly placed headphones on Bruce Wayne's head.
"HAhahahaha HAAAA!" he whispered. Now he will have silly dreams! HAHAHA! Then the Joker slipped out the window.
In dream world Bruce Wayne starting to fall through a rainbow whirlpool. When he woke up he was in a garden and in his Batman costume. What on earth?
Just then, Catwoman appeared on a balcony and said "Batman, Batman where for art thou Battyman?"
"Umm down here?" he replied.
Catwoman swooned and beckoned him hither. "Oh Batman you should not be here, if my cousin finds you he shall kill you! We can not be together for I am a villain and you are the Dark Knight!"
Batman wasn't sure what in the fucking fuck was going on, but Catwoman was hot so he rolled with it.
"Then lets run away together and have sweet love in a different city! Fuck your cousin I bite my thumb at him and kick him in the butt!" cried Batman.
Then Catwoman jumped off the balcony onto Batman's white horse and they rode off into the sunset. But unfortunately the horse was really stupid and fell off a cliff into a dark ravine. What tragic romance...
Bruce Wayne shot up in bed in a cold sweat. What the fuck was that? He thought to himself. Just then he noticed the headphones, and a note written in sloppy red paint that said LOL JOKES ON YOU BATBUTT. Stupid Joker. Sigh. Bruce face palmed and threw the headphones on the ground and went back the fuck to sleep.