"Kitune, it's time to wake up. You don't want to be late for your first day as a Genin, do you?"
That would be Granddad, waking me from my nice little nap I was having. Three hours of sleep isn't really the definition of a 'good night's rest,' so really I only nap nowadays…
"I'm up, I'm up! Don't get your panties in a bunch, geez…" Yelling down the stairs, I quickly dress in my usual attire; a long-sleeved, short, black and red kimono with fishnets going down to my knees underneath. . Stumbling into my bathroom, I groggily brush my teeth and fix my hair, making sure that it's straightened right and that I have a ponytail holder on my wrist if I need it. After fixing my hair I stop for a minute to look in the mirror and make sure i look relatively humanoid. 'Boring and unattractive as usual. Did I really think it would be any different today?' By now I'm completely awake, so walking down the stairs and putting bread in the toaster is almost subconscious.
Grabbing my now-cooked piece of toast, I start to head out the door, but Grandad stops me by throwing something at me. Snatching it out the door I throw him a curious glance. "Don't forget this; it's now a part of who you are." I look down at the object in my hands and see it's my official black Leaf Village forehead protector. Tying it quickly onto my waist right above my obi, I throw a hasty thank you to Granddad and sprint out the door.
As I run, I pass tons of people, but thankfully don't run into any. After about a minute or so, the Academy comes into view and I speed up my running a bit, only to slow as I get to the large outer door. I reach to open it, but just as I do, a noise comes from behind me and I step out of the way.. The noise, aka Ino and Sakura, barrels through the doorway, and I slip in behind them right as the door closes.
Walking down the hallway, I glance at the other rooms, the rooms for younger students who haven't reached Genin status yet. Memories fill my head as I continue my journey to my most recent class. I eventually reach the door, but I don't enter. Instead, I stand for amother few moments, now taking my time to relive memories of this particular class. Shaking my head, I finally enter the chaos of the newly graduated class of Genin ninjas.
While the door closes behind me, I search the room for an empty seat. 'C'mon, please let me be here early enough to get my usual seat…' But no, I had spent too much time reminiscing, and now my preferred seat is taken up by some kid who's just sitting there sleeping. Sighing reluctantly, I make my way up the stairs to the only seat not encircled by people I absolutely hate; the seat right next to Sasuke Uchiha. He's bearable as a person, but by far not my first choice.
As I start to sit down, I hope to Kami that no one notices my seating choice, and they all continue with their lives. But when does anything go right for me? With that horrible thought in mind, I completely sit in the chair, and a hush falls over the room at the same time every single pair of eyes in this room turn straight towards my lanky figure.
I barely rest my body before I'm pulled up out of my seat and on the floor with two pairs of eyes, one pale green, the other pale blue, glaring into my own red orbs.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SITTING NEXT TO MY SASUKE!? YOU SLUT, HE'S MINE!" the owners of the eyes are strangely coördinated.
Making sure to keep my expressionless mask on, though I dearly want to divulge my annoyance,, I simply look at them and stand back up. I silently sit back down in my original spot, put my head in my hands, and place my elbows on the desk. My head is tilted down, hiding my eyes. However, when their footsteps come closer, I look up slightly, just enough so they can both clearly see the cold glare directed at the two of them. When I look back down, I happily can hear their hasteful footsteps becoming quieter.. Slowly, people go back to their conversations, and the room is loud like normal once again.
That is, until the door bursts open with a bang and a blonde kid runs in. I do look up at this, curious as to why he has made such a ruckus. 'His name is something like Nick, right? Nukite, Nurito, no… Naruto! That's it. His last name is… fuck, I don't care.' Naruto starts ranting and shit, I can't be bothered to listen. I'm more focused on how spiky his hair right now is to be honest. The kid who took my beloved seat apparently says something, and that seems to get Naruto mad. 'I know that kid… Shikamaru, right? He controls shadows, I always wanted to do that.' When I zone back into the matter at hand, the annoying blonde is in front of me. Well, he's more in front of Sasuke, but I'm sitting next to him, so… Yeah.
The blonde in front of me decides he has had enough of Sasuke now and instead turns to face me. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!" I just shoot a glare at him in response. He's already annoying me and he hasn't spoken more than a sentence to me. Why can't he just go back to Sasuke, at least Sasuke seems to deal with him! Anyways, he decides to glare back at me. He's still shorter than me, even though I am sitting and he is kneeling on the desk. I darken my glare, getting almost pissed that he isn't going away. However, as someone bumps into Naruto while trying to sit down, I feel the deadly glare infesting my eyes turn to shock. As I said, he is shorter than me even while kneeling on the desk, so his face landed in my boobs. And, not to brag, they're pretty big, so he obviously wasn't hurt.
He flies back with a nose bleed while I simply return to my usual expressionless mask. To be honest, it's not a big deal to me. It's not like I'm naked, I have clothes on, and my kittens rest there all the time. I'm used to things on my breasts. Luckily, before anyone can start anything, our teacher, well, EX- teacher walks in.
"As of today, you all are officially Genin. So, to continue your training to be a Chunin, you will be placed into groups along with a Jounin, who will be training you for the time between you being Genin and Jounin." He keeps talking, but at this point I really don't care, and put my head down. Yeah yeah, call me lazy. But I know the important information, no need for more.
"… announce the teams…" Wait, what? He's announcing our teams already? I didn't think they'd announce them so early! Please, please, PLEASE, for the love of Kami, don't put me with that pink haired bitch. I would wind up begging my sensei to just kill me within the first five minutes of training.
"… Kitune Miniwa, Sasuke Uchiha..."
'YES! Someone I can stand! I might actually survive training!'
"...Sakura Haruno…"
'Sweet baby motherfuckers eating shitty ass pies with a big pile of fuck.'
"…and because he passed after teams had been established, Naruto Uzumaki will also be joining Team Seven."
He continues talking, and I think Naruto starts yelling, I'm not sure. At this point, I've given up saving any loose brain cells, because my head is banging the table so hard I'm sure they all died, even the secure ones.. About to swing my head down again, something stops me. 'A hand?'Looking up I see it has pale skin… and fingers… 'Yep it's a hand.' I follow the appendage up to its owner, and see it's surprisingly Sasuke. I slightly glare at him, but realize he simply helped. Sighing, I soften my eyes. 'There's no point in being mad at him, he simply stopped me from having to go and be a burden on nurses at the hospital.'
My conscious is sometimes too smart for its own good.
Turning my gaze onto the rest of the class, or, should I say, Sakura and Naruto, seeing as everyone else seems to have left with their senseis. I quickly realize there isn't a Jounin here. 'Damn, he's late. Hurry the fuck up, I wanna get out of this room, I can't stand it.'
Time is passing too slowly, there's nothing to do. At least when I was banging my head, my mind was focused on something. Instead of focusing on Sakura and Naruto arguing again, I decided to let my thoughts drift.
My kittens and I are in a cart, and I'm driving us along a desert. We start running low on food, so I stop us at a road-side market. As soon as we all get out, the scenery changes, and we are now standing on tiny grass and there is giant grass surrounding us. It starts to rain, so we take shelter under a large toadstool nearby. It then starts raining shitty diapers instead. and there is now a gigantic baby chasing us…
"N-Naruto… Y-you idiot…. You w-woke her…." Said idiot is trying to hide, as he has knocked me onto the floor whilst I was napping again, effectively waking me up.. My eyes start to narrow, but the door opens, snapping my now-curious gaze towards it...
… Only to see an eraser fall on top of a silver-haired man who… Actually... Looks quite... Young, considering he has that color hair. Of course, his hair is defying gravity, so it makes sense overall.
Wait, back up. His hair is defying gravity. No, literally, it's sticking up to the side diagonally. Hair just doesn't do that naturally… unless you have been electrocuted.
"My first impression of you… you're a bunch of idiots." He says through his mask, his uncovered eye showing the exasperation I felt most of the time. Did I mention he's wearing a mask over his mouth and nose, and his right eye is covered by his headband? Well, now I have.
After saying that, he walks up the stairs. 'Why would he go up there, all that's there is some more classrooms and… ohhh I get it now, he's heading for the roof'
Seemingly being the only smart one in here, I stand up using the desk and simply jump out the window. Instead of landing on the ground; I grab the window ledge above me. Swiftly, I jump from windowsill to windowsill until I reach the roof. Only our sensei is here now, the others must have gotten lost or something. 'Retards.'
When my feet touch the ground, his single eye turns to me, and he just gives me a slight nod, before staring at the rooftop door again. I casually walk closer to him and sit next to his perch on the railing. Just as I rest my body, the three shitheads appear in the doorway.
"So why don't we introduce ourselves?" The man next to me suggests once the trio has sat in front of us.
"Er… why don't you start, so we know what to do..." Blondie tries. Surprisingly, the Jounin goes with it.
"Oh... me? My name is Kakashi Hatake. What I like... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...hmm...never really thought about that...as for my hobbies...well, I have a lot of hobbies." I can see the others are disappointed at his introduction. Hey, I learned his name. Productive for me.
"You next, Blonde. Then just continue the line." Kakashi-sensei tells them after his 'horrible' introduction.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! What I like is ramen, especially the kind at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. What I dislike is the three-minute wait after you pour in the boiling water. My hobbies are eating ramen. And my dream... is to be the next Hokage!" He practically has stars in his eyes, poor kid.
"My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like is (at this she looks at Sasuke) or more like the person I like is (again she looks at Sasuke) and my dream for the future is (she looked at Sasuke again and squealed this time). What I hate is NARUTO!" At that, said kid looks down and stays silent. 'That bitch is officially on my shit list'
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I dislike many things, and don't particularly like anything. I have no hobbies, and I don't have a dream, because I WILL make it a reality. I will restore my clan and kill a certain someone." Damn that kid is deep. The other two Genin can see it too, as they look at him almost scared. Oh shit, my turn. I speak softly, no point in being loud. I think only Kakashi-sensei heard me to be honest.
"Kitune Miniwa. Nothing, most things, reading, to protect whoever I can." When Kakashi-sensei hears that, something sparks in his eye. In the blink of an eye, it's gone. But it was there, I know it was.
Sensei turns and looks over at the shithead trio after my little introduction. "Alright, meet up at the training ground at six A.M tomorrow, and don't eat breakfast, or you'll puke." I slightly question that, but it doesn't matter. I'll probably still eat, I have a strong stomach anyways.
At this point, I can fully agree with myself that I'm tired of being around people, so instead of listening to rest of what happens, I turn and jump off of the roof. As soon as my feet touch the ground, I'm off, and at the Hokage's mansion in record time. I don't bother talking to anyone else in here; I just walk upstairs and fall onto my bed. Briefly, I consider changing into my pajamas, but before I can think it through any more, darkness eats me and I fall into dreamland.