Ok, so this idea came to me in a dream, and I thought that maybe this could be a Christmas present to everyone out there. This is my favorite scene from 22 Jump Street. I own nothing.

Cast

Channing Tatum (Jenko): Jack Frost

Jonah Hill (Schmidt): Kristoff

Ice Cube (Chief): Easter Bunny/Bunnymund

Extras: People from Disney, Pixar, and DreamWorks

Setting: Inside 22 Jump Street headquarters.

Kristoff and Jack Frost were inside the chief's office, but the chief looks really pissed off, mostly at Kristoff. Jack would begin to say, "Captain, we have something really really important to tell you about-" Jack would see Kristoff strapping himself into a bullet proof vest. He asks, "Are you wearing Kevlar?"

Chief Bunnymund would start to speak, "Now gentleman, we're not going to sit here" slams down his gun, "and pretend that there's not a big ass elephant in the room"

Jack would ask Bunny, "What the fuck is going on?"

Bunnymund, furious, would slam down a picture of Anna, "This what the fuck is going on."

It took a few seconds for Jack to process the picture and Bunny looking at Kristoff. Jack finally figured out what was going on, "Oh shit! Oh shit!" and he starts to hysterically laugh at Kristoff, "Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now! No!" Jack would go down and tell everyone, "Ay yall! He's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo!"

As Jack is shouting and telling everyone that Kristoff fucked Anna, Bunnymund would threaten Kristoff by saying, "Every time he says that shit, that's another foot in your ass."

Jack would say to Kristoff from the window, "Kristoff, you clearly… Yo! This is the best thing ever." Jack would keep laughing and saying, "Kristoff fucked the captain's daughter!" and he starts to sing, "Kristoff fucked the captain's daughter! Kristoff fucked the captain's daughter!" Jack would come back into the office, "Shit! Fuck! You fucked Captain Bunntmund's daughter?! Captain, What the fuck?! You bragged to him to his face! To his actual face! Captain… You understand that this face, right here, you bragged to that face? You actually high fived Kristoff for fucking your daughter. Holy shit! Oh my god, this is…" Bunny faces the gun at Jack, and Jack starts to calm down, "It's really not that funny."

Kristoff would finally speak, "I just want to say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to MC State."

Bunnymund would also say, "I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your mother fuckin' nuts off."

Jack would share a solution, "What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time? Really, really, really hard."

"Nah. I got something way better than that." Says Bunnymund as everyone would gather around Kristoff and Bunnymund. Bunny would use a Taser gun on Kristoff's private area, shocking him as everyone would wince at his pain. Kristoff falls over as Jack catches him.

So that is, by far, my favorite part of the whole movie. It was kind of hard to write this because I was laughing the whole time. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.