Author's Note: It's always interesting when it comes to the sorting to see if the author writes a poem or merely:
(A/N: If you think I'm going to write a poem you're off your rocker. Insert Sorting Hat's song here).
I came up a new way for someone to say that they are NOT going to write a Sorting Hat song.
Please! Pardon my poor poetry potential! (Hmm... Alliteration, I like that.)
Not a Sorting Hat Song
I am not a poet,
I can't write for hats
That sing songs of sorting
And odd things like that.
So, you won't have to think
About brave Gryffindor.
They're great but after 200 poems
Become a bit of a bore.
Of Hufflepuff,
You will never have to know
That they are just and loyal
And undaunted by toil.
With an "A B C A" pattern
You will never have to hear,
Of Ravenclaw and the learning
Students' there hold so dear.
Of little green snakes
You won't have to worry.
The Slytherin's won't tell
Of their cunning in a hurry.
So now that you're board
And have run out of time
You can return to the story
And- Oh! I can't find a rhyme!
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(ARGH!! I can't stop rhyming!!)