Invasion of the OCs

Chapter 1: Ick

ZIMS POV:

I walked out the door. Today was a new day... a horrible stupid miserable new day... I took my backpack and headed out the door to the skool and arrived in the klassroom 10 minutes early. Dib wasnt there. As usual, I assumed he would be late. I looked around the room to find everyone talking to each other except for one normal looking... girl... She stared at me, probably thinking the same thing. I hadnt noticed her there ever before, and before I knew it, she got up out of her desk and walked towards mine. I stared at her suspiciously.

"Zim, right?" She asked me, holding out her hand to shake. I stared at her hand suspiciously.

"Yes... I AM ZIM!" I shouted at her. She looked at me like I was crazy, but then resumed talking.

"During klass, read this note... and then meet me after skool, mkay?" She said, handing me a piece of paper. I took it and started reading it right away. It said:

Zim,

I know you probably think Im crazy, but theres a killer after you. The tallests sent him and he wont quit untill your PAK is destroyed. Meet me after skool and we can discuss ways to stop him. Untill then, I really need you to try to stay as undercover as possible.

Your apprentice,

Ick

I stared at the note suspiciously. The tallests? Sending a killer after ME? Must have been a mix up with names or something... and apprentice? Cool. My own APPRENTICE! After skool, I went to her and asked her what the meaning of the note was.

"WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS NOTE?" I pointed at it accusingly.

"Nothing! I needed you to know about the Tallests secret hate for you." She said.

"YOU LIE!" I slapped her.

"OW! WHAT THE HECK! IM ONLY TRYING TO HELP!" She screamed in my face.

"There must be a mix up! My names ZIM."

"I KNOW that..." She said, unamused.

"Whatever... moving on... this killer... who is it?"

"His names Nail. The only weakness that i know of his is that he has some wierd fear of chickens..." She looked at me.

"Fear of chickens? Wow that is wierd... and very stupid..." I said.

"Oh. He's anything BUT stupid. You have to understand that he has this spacesuit that locks out all of our weaknesses like earth meat and water. Its impenitrable!" She said with a worried look on her face.

"Hmmm... then i better get a chicken..." Ick stared at me and squinted.

"Not THE EARTH chicken. I mean the ones from a planet almost 20 million light-years away from here." She said. I blinked.

"Then should I just stay low here?"

"Yes. And I'll be able to help out..." She said smiling.

"Good... now... first order of business, slave-"

"APPRENTICE." She responded.

"Right... apprentice... our first order of business is getting rid of someone... you think you can do a little spying and collect some weaknesses? With him out of my way, I can focus better on defeating this "NAIL" guy."

"Of course I can." She said. "So who do you need me to spy on?"

"A human child named Dib." I said pointing over to Dib who was walking to his house.

"Oh that kid? I know him. He was staring at me kinda funny today..." She said.

"I saw that facial expression... I think he likes you. This is good, so he wont suspect anything... now... go to his house and SPY." I handed her a notebook to record her notes in. She took it and walked to Dibs house. Dib answered shirtless.

"Hello- OMIGOSH!" He immediatly slammed the door in her face. I thought that it was because our cover was blown, but then he opened it right back, only this time wearing a shirt.

"U-uhhh... hi!" He said. "Arent you that girl in our class? Ick? 224 mizery lane? 11834? The one that has that cat with the-" He said, realized what a stalker he sounded like and covered his mouth.

"Yep. Thats me. How about we go to the movies or something?" She said to him, sounding all flirtish. Dib peeped and screamed out:

"YES!" Ick raised an eyebrow, but then said:

"Well... *gulp* thats great. What movie do you want to see?"

"How about Tangled? Its a movie... ABOUT LOVE..." He said with little hearts in his eyes. Ick held back a gag.

"a-already seen it..." She said.

"Oh... then what about... inception?" Dib said. "Its based on hard facts that scientifically coenside with the reality we wish to live and the reality we actually live in." Ick stared at him blankly.

"Uh... yea. We can definetly see that!" She said and put an arm around him. He squeeked, and I laughed.

At the base, I have put on a new-ish disguise on and was going to watch them in case anything went wrong. As far as I knew, Ick could really want to destroy me, so I needed to keep a close eye on her. I followed them to the movies, and picked up a ticket for a movie they were seeing.

I sat directly behind them, but even so they didnt notice me. The movie started and Dib placed his arm around her. She didnt seem to care that much. At the most touching parts of the movie, he snuggled into her. IT WAS SICKENING. And at the end of the movie, Dib leaned in to kiss her, so I stuck a waterbottle in his way.

"WHAT THE?" He turned around and shined a flashlight in my face to find me standing there in my usual disguise, only with a mustache.

"Ummm... Im just a normal hobo guy. FEAR ME!" I said.

"Nice try, ZIM." Ick said and she ripped the mustache off.

"Hey, Ick. You wanna come to my house a little later?" he asked her.

"Sure Dib, but first I need to talk to Zim."

"Oh. Okay." Dib smiled and ran home to prepair.

"ZIM! WHAT WAS THAT! YOU ALMOST BLEW MY COVER!" She yelled at me.

"It was only because he was going to kiss you."

"YEA! BUT THAT WOULD HAVE MADE IT MORE... BELIEVABLE!" She flicked me in the forehead.

"OW!" I rubbed my head.

"I've gotta go. Ive got that notebook you gave to me, so its not necessary for YOU to spy on ME spying on DIB." She folded her arms and walked to Dibs house and rang on the doorbell. Dib answered the door.

"Hey Ick! Whats up?" He said. She ran up to him and kissed him on the lips.

":O" Dib stood there, mouth agape. "Well, that was fun. ^^" he said to her.

"Y-yea..." She said, thinking "zims gonna kill me when he finds out about this..."

"Uhhh... so you staying for dinner?"

"Sorry, cant. I have to... go... do something... over there. 0.0" Ick said pointing to some random place, then immediatly ran to my house.

AFTER AN HOUR OF EXPLAINATION.

"YOU DID WHAT?" I screamed at her and smacked my forehead. "You KISSED him? Youre growing too attatched, just as I feared! You have to get away from him! He's going to ruin our mission."

"But he's nice... and I really like him." She said looking at the ground.

"Take off your disguise and he wont be so nice anymore." I stared at her glaring.

"He'd accept me no matter what!" She yelled back and ran to Dibs house. "DIB! WE NEED TO TALK!"

"Yea? You wanna help me expose Zim tomorrow?" He said eagerly.

"N-no... i have to tell you something REALLY important." She stared at him and then at the ground.

"Yea? What is it?" He asked.

"u-uhhh..."

"Comeon! Tell me!" He said louder this time.

"uhhhhh..."

"TELL ME! Is it my new cologne? You hate it, right? OH MAN! I knew i should have gotten the other brand. its just that it was so over-be-"

"THATS NOT IT DIB! IM AN IRKEN!" She pushed some sort of button thingy on her bracelet, revealing her true self.

"W-WHAT THE?" Dib stared at her. "ALIEN!" He started stuttering madness. "I'I... Y-YOU! K-KISSSING! NYAUGH!" He spazzed out on the floor like a moron.

"O_o Dib? DIB? Dont be this way! I really like you!" Ick said to Dib.

Dib just stared, mouth agape and stood there, not knowing what to say or think.