Fanfic Title: Hollowland
Main Characters: Hanataro (Columbus), Grimmjow (Tallahasee), Isane (Wichita), Kiyone (Little Rock)
Universe: Bleach, Zombieland
Chapter 0: Prologue
Oh, Seireitei! I wish I could tell you this was still Seireitei. But I've come to realize you can have a country without people. And there are no people here.
No my friends, this is now the united districts of Hollowland.
It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. And why am I alive while everyone around me has turned to meat? It's because of my list of rules.
Rule number one for surviving Hollowland: Cardio
When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties
Hollow attack scene: Hollow chasing, attacking, and killing Omaeda
Poor Fat Bastard.
But as the infection spread and the chaos grew, it wasn't enough to be just fast on your feet. You had to get a gun and learn how to use it. Which leads me to my second rule, the Double Tap. I those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get a stingey with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head.
Hollow attack scene: Sung Sun shots Hollow in the chest and Hollow falls to the ground. Sung Sun kicks Hollow, and Hollow bites her leg. She screams, alerting more Hollows, and is devoured.
And this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
I wasn't long before zombies began to get clever. When you're at your most vulnerable, somehow they could just smell it
Hollow attack scene: Kira on toilet, Hollow crawls under stall door and eat him.
Don't let them catch you with your pants down, Rule number three, Beware of Bathrooms
As zombies began to out number humans, well that's when you had to cut all emotional ties. If the girls in your neighborhood are now f**k*d up little monsters, well, maybe its time to stop driving carpool. You had to focus on your own survival, which leads to Rule number four. Pretty basic.
Accident scene: Chizuru hits a stalled car with her own, as she is distracted by an Orihime Plushie. She crashes through the windshield, and scraps across the pavement, dying.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.