Kylerina Ballerina

The Beginning of Multiple Beginnings

I signed a flyer to sign up for school camp-it is this awesome place where you go along with a bunch of other kids to study and attend school away from home. Ok, it doesn't sound awesome (especially if you have friends) but with my controlling mother applying for a job at my school, I think it's necessary. But these facts don't explain why I'm in the deserted school hall wearing a leotard. Cartman says I look like a ballerina, with my slight flat figure and auburn curls. I could seriously kill him... Anyway, the story of why I'm in the leotard alone goes back about a week...

"Kyle, are you sure you really want to study away from your family and friends?"

"Stan, my mother's going to be teaching here, teaching."

"Dude, she's not that bad."

"Are you kidding?" Cartman butted in, "Kahl's mom's a bitch!"

I shot him a warning glance and turned back to Stan.

"Yeah, I'm going to apply for it right after lunch."

After lunch, I walked down to the notice board and sign my name under the heading that says 'Study Camp Experience'. All I had to do was wait until they sent us all to camp 'Learn-a-lot'. It's totally lame, but as I said: necessary.

The next day Cartman then came up to me, 'surprisingly' pissed off about something.

"I finally got rid of you Kahl..." but he only said it half-heartedly. He's eyes were slightly puffy and kept looking as if he wanted to add something to that statement. I didn't take much notice at the time: I was finally getting away from everything-South Park, Cartman, my bossy mother, constant 'nerd' remarks from the football team...

Anyway, the notice said that the group would be leaving tomorrow morning from the school. Freedom.

That night, I finally told my parents.

"But bubby, I'm finally going to be teaching your class!"

"Yeah, but Ms Garrison says it will be a 'good experience' for me."

"Yeah Sheila, be proud of Kyle."

Thank god for dad.

"Ms Garrison... the one who shows intolerance about everything and then was gay, and got a sex change then became a lesbian?"

There was silence at the dinner table.

"Yes."

Dad coughed, and mom started to fuss about everything until I said that Ms Garrison wasn't actually coming to camp 'Learn-a-lot'. My mother still wasn't happy, but allowed it.

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This story is just a lighter, funnier and sweeter little tale than my last story. I just really felt like writing this. The chapters are pretty 'bite-sized' but will be updated regularly.

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