"Good news everyone!" Farnsworth said as he entered the room with a clipboard. "Today you're-" He stopped when he noticed that only Bender sat at the meeting table. "Bender, did you send everyone on a fake delivery trip to the tentacle rape planet again?" He slammed the clipboard down. "Because if you did, I wish you would've told me, we could've watched it together from the ship's cameras."
Bender cracked open a beer and kicked back. "Nah, as fun as that sounds, some guy flew in weeks ago and killed them all. In fact, the bodies are right there, probably should dump 'em in the sewer or something." He pointed to the heap of dead bodies with his cigar, before lighting it up.
"Oh my...looks like we'll need some new crew members. Preferably not dead ones."
"Nah, we got it, gramps." Bender tossed his bottle on top of the dead bodies and put on a captain's hat. "And by we I mean me and that dude who killed the rest of those losers."
The professor simply smiled and sat back. "Well that is good news then, psychopathic killers are the hardest workers, recent studies done by gravediggers have proven that! Where is he, then? We need to painfully insert his job chip."
"Eh, don't know. He comes and goes-" Iron Man flew in through the ceiling and landed right on top of Bender, smashing him like a tin can. "Like that."
"I am Iron Man, and I work for no one except for me and companies who pay me to say stuff This blasting of an old person brought to you by Nike." He blasted the professor away. "Just shoe it or whatever the line is." He lifted up his foot upon noticing Bender was leaking beer. "Good god, this delicious beer is going to waste!" He picked up Bender and sucked out the rest of it and tossed him away. "Much better..." He turned around and saw the spaceship. "I bet I could sell that and buy a crapload of beer and hookers...but without the hookers."
"That's my line!" Bender shouted from a trash can down below. "Bite my shiny metal a-" Iron Man blasted him and the trash can went flying out the window. When he landed he made a loud thud, followed by a car alarm.
"MY CAR!"