The statue of liberty broke it's heel, after tripping over a pile of a thousand, thousand, thousand dicks. The dicks filled the oceans, after the release of several sequels to twilight. They were the dicks of boyfriends dragged to see Edward by their girlfriends. Each time a vampire sparkled, a dick was added to the watery pile. The pile swirled and soared, and the statue of liberty got tired of seeing it. So, she decided to go ask the president what the deal with all the dicks was, but she never made it.
Because she tripped, on a thousand, thousand, thousand dicks. All the France dollars in the world could not make it better. Twilight had crushed the American dream, with a sea of flaccid, fleshy, former proud cocks.