Just something I did for my own amusment almost a year ago. I wrote names down, put them in a containers, wrote whatever questions that came to mind down and then randomly drew names in the order of the questions.

Warnings: This is strickly for humor, so if you don't have any sense of humor or is easy offended by certain subjects, do not read on.

Disclaimers: Don't own Beyblade nor the characters.


Random Questions for Beyblade, 1st time

(1) Who would make the best female? Kevin

The best male? Kai

(2) Who would make the best couple? Matilda/Max

(3) Who would most likely watch porn? Julia

Gay Porn? Rei

Lesbian Porn? Zeo

Both? Tala

(4) Who would die first? Tyson

Die last? Hiro

(5) Who will try to seduce nuns? Salima

The pastor? Steve

Queen of England? Raul

(6) Who would change their name to Gaylord? Goki

Gafgia Rsla BAMF (bad ass motherfucker)? Steve

(7) Who would despise cats? Brooklyn

Dogs? Kenny

Birds? Mariam

(8) Who would love cats? Goki

Dogs? Zeo

Birds? Rei

(9) Who would cry over a sad, love movie? Brooklyn

Laugh at sad love movies? Bryan

(10) Who would be obsessed with Barney? Brooklyn

Spongebob? Hilary

Telitubies? Raul

Blues Clues? Matilda

Dora the Explorer? Matilda

Go Diego? King

Wonder Pets? Mystel

TMNT? Romero

(11)Who would name their pet 'Asshole'? Michael

'Shit Head'? Kane

'Fucker'? Garland

'Son of a bitch'? Garland

'Dumb ass'? Lee

'Queer'? Mystel

'fsdfgfghtytyghfd'? Goki

(12) Who would love Pokemon? Daichi

Hate Pokemon? Julia

(13)Who would cling together during a horror movie? Kevin, Garland

Laughing manically during a horror movie? Romero

Purposely scare the hell out of everyone during a horror movie? Spencer

(14) Who would help a old lady cross the street? Daichi

Hit her? Salima

Help her get her kitty from a tree? Hilary

Try to seduce her? Judy

(15) Who is the best Beyblader? Salima

The worst? Mystel

Average? Julia

(16) Who would scream for Ice Cream? Kai

Attack the ice cream man from malice? Marian

(17) Who would have three kids? Zeo

A hundred? Tala

1.5 million kids nation wide? Jim

(18) Who would mutter 'I love butterflies' on their death bed? Kane

Laugh evilly on their death bed? Salima

(19) Who would be the most insane? Gordo

The sanest? Michael

(20) Who is the happiest blader? Max

The most depressed? Ozuma


Well, here you go. I hope that you have found it at least amusing. If you have any other questions you would like to see, let me know. I do plan on doing more of these with thew same questions (and more no doubt) since I have no life and I need something to cheer me up at the moment. I already have another one done and will post it in a few minutes.