It was a sexy day at James K. Polk Middle School. People were laughing, birds were farting, and Coconut Head was taking a dump on Mr. Sweeney's desk. Mr. Monroe's goody two-shoes anus skipped into the class room and gayly put his hands on his child-bearing hips. "Coconut Dickhead," he screeched like the wheels of a car probably being driven by Yamanaka Ino that was spinning out of control. "What the fuck you be doing, turd?!"
Coconut Head immediately sucked up the 5 inch turd that was half-way expelled from his anus back into his butthole and promptly pulled his g-string up. He pulled the string and it slapped his butt-crack sexily and made his booty cheeks jiggle like a bowl of jelly at Rosie O'Donnell's bridal party. "Mr. Monroe! This isn't what it looks like!" Coconut Head said frantically as he tried to cover up the remnants of dookie with a calculator and a stapler.
"You fucking assmucus," Mr. Monroe said through clenched buttcheeks. "You planned to shit on that old wrinkly mothafucka's desk without letting me in on the party? You're getting detention for a whole week for this stunt!"
Coconut Head dropped to his knees like he was giving Ronald McDonald a blowjob at the playground of Burger King and looked up to the ceiling that had brown stains on it as he screamed dramatically out of his ashy lips, "NOOOOOOO!"
Suddenly, horrific, blood-curdling screams could be heard from the hallways. "Did Rose Nylund flash her titties again?" Coconut head pondered aloud. Both Mr. Monroe and Coconut Head walked over to the door to see what the fuck was going on. Multiple students were flying frantically down the hall in their stupid light-up sneakers and Heelys. Suddenly, that nerdy mothafucka Cookie appeared in his gay ass polo shirt and khaki pants. That nigga looked like Steve Urkel and Carl Wheezer's lovechild dripped in dark chocolate drizzle. Fo shizzle my nizzle. Cookie randomly pulled down his pants and flashed the two males his Cadbury egg sized nuts then pulled them up. He opened his Hershey's chocolate colored lips and screamed,
"EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BACKPACK BOY'S GOT A CHAINSAW!"