Author Note: Hey, everybody, my name is RJ49er, and welcome to a little preview for a possible new series I am coming up with called "Ask Master Hand", here is an interactive fanfic where Master Hand will go through any questions about Super Smash Bros. that people submit and give… interesting answers to such questions. I want to make this little preview, so I can see opinions on whether they like this or not, so I could make more of these. I also want to make this so that people can automatically submit their SSB questions that I can use for the next possible episode. Hopefully, you'll enjoy this… oh, and this was inspired by "Ask That Guy with the Glasses".
Ask Master Hand
Episode 0- Preview
Master Hand: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special preview of my new show, Ask Master Hand. In this show, I will be asking all your SSB-related questions and give my responses to them, because let's face who wouldn't want to know some behind-the-scene facts from the guy that made the Smashverse. So, let's begin with the questions, shall we?
-Why isn't Mega-Man in an SSB Game yet?—
Master Hand: Very interesting question. You see we wanted Mega-Man to be in a Super Smash game ever since the idea came along to make a Super Smash Bros. game. However, when we gathered everybody that will be in the game's roster, we realized something… Mega-Man was an asshole. I mean who would always cheat in battles by using his upgrades, always whine whenever he lost, and at one point, he wanted to the poster boy for the entire franchise. Now, Mario was of course pissed off at the suggestion and several fights arose from that. So, we finally realized that Mega-Man just couldn't be in the games and will probably never make an appearance ever… also, because the people at Capcom are just dicks who won't give us the rights.
-Wow, you are such a wimp. I mean you honestly were beat by some glowing blue loser in the Subspace Emissionary.-
Master Hand: HAHAHAHA… you honestly thought the events of Subspace were actually canon, you stupid little ass. No, the Subspace Emissionary wasn't ever real; it was just a drug fantasy that Masahiro Sakurai had that somehow got into Brawl. I mean I, the great Master Hand, losing to some gay sentient being is just too farfetched to believe.
Off-screen Voice: I beg to differ.
(Master Hand turns around and sees Tabuu right behind him)
Tabuu: Let's really see who would really win in a battle.
Master Hand: OK… but you'll regret it.
(Tabuu and Master Hand charge at each other)
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(A couple of minutes later, Master Hand appears with blood all over his… body)
Master Hand: Sorry for the delay, I had to take out the trash.
-Is Captain Falcon gay?-
Master Hand: Actually despite popular beliefs, No. Captain Falcon is not gay. He is as straight as a straight man can be. In actuality, he wears all that tight leather and grabs guy's skirts because he is pretending to be gay and Captain Falcon is QUITE good at pretending. Now I know what you're thinking, why would Captain Falcon PRETEND to be gay? It is actually quite simple really… to avoid taxes. Yes, you can actually avoid taxes by being gay. Shocking I know. The point being Captain Falcon is not gay… he's just a cheapskate that makes Wario look generous.
-Why is Jigglypuff in every single Smash game? I hate Jigglypuff.-
Master Hand: Well, this is an actual interesting story. You see not a lot of people know this but Jigglypuff is actually a minion of the devil. In fact, all Pokemon are the devil's minions and Jigglypuff is the second-in-command to all these devil minions. Head in command is Pikachu. Anyway, Jigglypuff wanted to be the Smash game really badly, so much so that he struck a deal with the makers of the game. Now, the deal was that Jigglypuff will be appearing in every single installment of the Smash series and if he didn't make an appearance in a Smash game… he'll drag the entire world into the fiery pits of hell. Now I know what you're thinking, if the Pokemon are minions of the devil, what those that make Pokemon Trainer? Well, I'll tell you what that makes of him… a Master Satanist. I hope you enjoyed me ruining your childhood.
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Master Hand: So, this has been a preview of my new series, Ask Master Hand, and I hope you learned some valuable lessons… that Captain Falcon is a horrible cheapskate, the Subspace Emissionary was never real, and that Pokemon are the works of Satan. I hoped you enjoyed this little Q&A and I hope you'll send me your own SSB questions for me. If they're good enough, they might make it in the next episode, but for now, this is Master Hand, signing out.
Author Note: So, this is my preview for a possible future fanfic series, if you like this express your opinion with a nice review. You can also put down any SSB questions you would like Master Hand to answer in your review. I hope you enjoyed this fanfic, because I would certainly enjoy making more. Goodbye for now, from RJ49er.