DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gai sensei or any of the characters.
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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars:
Me: Gai sensei… has a star pupil named Rock Lee
Gai: You betcha (gives nice guy pose)
Me: Gai sensei… is totally juiced up on steroids.
Gai: What no I am not what these "steroids" you speak of, I would never do such a thing.
Me: Well then what is this picture of you at an illegal drugstore in Mexico buying some steroids.
Gai: Hahaha well that is not me
Me: Are you sure about that?
Gai: of cour- no well a no I'm not sure.
Me: Gai sensei….. likes to put raw meet in his pants.
Gai sensei: What that is crazy talk- (salami falls out of pant leg)
Me: well then what is that salami?
Gai: oh that, ummm that is just my lunch yea my lunch.
Me: sure it is Meat Man hahahaha
Me: Akamaru Kiba's dog, likes to chew on the meat inside Gai sensei's pants.
Akamaru: Woof woof woofy woof bark! (What, how repulsive!)
Gai sensei: No way come on Akamaru let's go we don't have to take this.
Akamaru: woof (that's right)
Me: Hey Meat Man you forgot your salami, hey your salami is still here! Fine I'll keep it. (Cooks up salami) ewww throws up blah : P!
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