Interesting Times: Chapter 1: Again and Again and Again...
Today, I died... again. It is an odd statement I know, but trust me it is all too real. My name is Takehiro Ryuga, and you may think, "If you are dead, how are you talking?" Well you see, I am dead but not really. I am dead in the sense of I have experienced this sensation through a Time-Loop Chamber ––— a machine that allows you to relive a certain moment in time indefinately. The "Enforcers of the Laws of Nature" put me here because I had broken a golden rule: NEVER hop dimensions. I keep reliving my death over and over... It sucks (A/N: freaking spell-check). Here's the scenario: I wake up at 7:00 a.m. in my apartment in Tokyo, Japan, I take a shower, get dressed, eat some leftover cornflakes I had eaten but did not finish yesterday, click on the television to World News, and Bam! I am crushed underfoot by a ten-foot tall Digmon called Greymon. I have tried: waking up at different times Splat!, eating something other than cornflakes due to the Butterfly Effect Splat!, not taking a shower Splat!, waking up fully clothed Splat! Nothing works. They think the sensation of dying will eventually stop my heart––– this was my 10,200,546th.(A/N: Yes, that was off the top of my head.)The simulation was stopped––– time for my weekly psychology session with Doctor Petrenko Suri Yuglovich. The Warden walked in and with a drunken slur said, "Prisoner 1054679-B, let's go ya piece of trash."
"Warden, you shouldn't have done that.", said one of those enforcers.
"Aw, shaddup! 'Ey! You speak? I said Do... You... Speak?"
"Yes, I can speak just fine, you bumbling drunkard of a gorilla. You alone disprove Darwin's theory of evolution, for I have seen monkeys far more intelligent than you, you worthless waste of space and time. The enforcers should disintegrate you." The Warden attempted a stumbling attempt of a punch; which I easily dodged and countered with a well-placed kick to the sternum.
"You may need a new Warden, Jimmy! I think his heart stopped.", I said to the enforcer.
"Thank goodness, come on, Takehiro.
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