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One day in Riddle Manor, Voldemort was in his study doing work until Lucius Malfoy entered.
With a quick bow, Lucius Malfoy said
''You summoned me my lord''
Putting his quill down, Voldemort replied,
''Yes, I was wondering if you cold get me some cool wHip''
Lucius gave him a confused look and said
''My lord don't you mean cool whip''
Voldemort gave Lucius a strange look and replied
''That is what I said''
''But my lord, you said it weird''
''What do you mean?''
''You put to much emphasis on the h''
Voldemort raised a brow and said
''Does it bug you?''
Lucius gave him an annoyed look and said
''Kind of''
Voldemort smirked and said
''Well could you get the cool wHip''
Lucius left shaking his head while Voldemort was Laughing
The next day...
Lucius was relaxing in Riddle Manor in peace, not knowing the shame that was coming his way
In Voldemort's office was a box taped up and titled ''speakers''
Voldemort was planning to play a joke on Lucius Malfoy. Normally he wouldn't buy muggle items, but this would be worth it
After plugging them in and wiring them all over his Manor, he turned on the microphone and spoke,
''ATTENTION ALL DEATH EATERS FROM NOW ON IF YOU SEE LUCIUS MALFOY YOU MUST SAY COOLWHIP, BUT YOU MUST PUT TO MUCH EMPHASIS ON THE H. THAT WILL BE ALL.''
Lucius Malfoy was shamed that day by that unforgivable word
End
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