1.Say to him infront of all the soldiers, "Jamesie-poo needs to get a bathy-wathy!"
2.Pinch his cheek. (his face)
3.When he's taking a shower, flush the toilet 6 times in a row.
4. While he's still in the shower, take all his clothes and the towels and hide them around the house. your eyes, mock, and laugh at him when he comes out of the shower in his birthday suit.
6.show naked baby pictures of him to Jack Sparrow, Govenor Swann, barbossa, and all the soldiers.
7. When he yells at you for showing them all the pictures, spank him.
8. Wake him up at 2:00 a.m. (It'll be funnier if he goes to bed late!)
9.ask his mom to tell you embarrasing stories of him.
10. When he's doing important buisness work, stand over his shoulder and constantly ask him, "are you done yet?"
11.FORCE him to play baseball with you and your friend.
13. constantly tell him lame jokes.
14. barge into the bathroom when he's in the shower.
15. Sing loudly when he's trying to sleep.
16. Tell the embarrasing stories of him that his mom told you to all of the people you showed the nude baby pictures.
17. Yell at him when he's around his friends, "NORRY! It's time to get your diaper changed!"
18. Say to him every three minuets, "Your dad was a pirate."
19. Tell him, "You smell funny!!"
20.Tell him, " That wig looks really weird!"
21. Ask him, " Why do you buy wigs that make you look like an ice-cream cone?"
22. Pour chocolate syrup, sprinkles, nuts, and candied cherries on him.
23.Do all of these in one day.
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