Hey guys

So, I decided to try my hand at this Deadpool addresses stuff idea that other fan fiction authors like Bl4ckHunter, Aragorn II Elessar and Stand with Ward and Queen have used thus far.

Enjoy.

a conference room

Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, and Beth Schwartz among some other people are sitting at the square table talking about various ideas on the upcoming shows, including Arrow season 8 with discussing what to do about making Oliver Queen the worst person to ever live, and what to do for his team for making sure they more focus then him.

And there is a lot of echo stroking on that along with being sure to include plenty of pollical agenda stuff including LGBT and feminism in Supergirl, and now Batwoman plus how to keep making Flash into the Iris West show. Maybe talking about having Barry disappear during the Crisis event and giving Iris's speed force powers and her own suit so she can permanently become Central City's protector. While before that how to hate on Barry as much as possible.

Suddenly the double doors get thrown open as a man comes walking in. The man has a full red and black bodysuit with two white eyes, and two swords strapped to his back. Various other weapons are on this man's person as well, including a few handguns holstered and grenades.

"Good evening gentlemen and ladies my name is Wade Wilson, aka the Deadpool. I have a few films where the actor Ryan Reynolds you know the actor Greg and Marc, Andrew Kreisberg to, you used for your horrible Green Lantern film. Where you people couldn't even bother to get the Green Lantern oath right and Ryan had to correct you on it. Wow, that explains a lot, I'm here to" Wade says only gets cut off.

"Yes, we know who you are Deadpool. And don't you dare call our masterpiece a horrible film. Now get out" Greg Berlanti snarls.

"Did I say you could talk? No! So, shut up unless I say otherwise or the author whose writing this wants you to talk, given you're in a fictional world that is a copy of the real one. Kind of weird multiverse stuff you don't quite get, though that's not important. Let's get to why I am here" Wade says happily.

"Please do so. I don't know how anybody could listen to a moron like you nonstop" Marc says.

"Yet you people have Iris and Felicity Smoak talk nonstop where they are far more annoying. Right, here's the difference people or well the people this fic is being written for actually like me" Wade replies.

"Hey, you man scum I thought you were told to get out" a female somewhere from the table adds angrily.

"Do I look like I star on your feminist man-hating piece of garbage shows called Supergirl or Batwoman? No. Sit down and shut up. Now let's get to Arrow first you know the show you people never wanted, but well we will start at the beginning" Wade replies.

"No please, not that" Greg says.

"Sorry but the truth will be known. Like Andrew Kreisberg told Kevin Smith on a podcast you were always lying through your teeth every time Greg said there would be no powers since you always wanted to bring in the Flash. Really Barry Allen is who you really wanted to work on from the start, regardless of whatever you think about the pod cast, which is very obvious since how fast Greg and Kreisberg left for it. Now let me make this clear you people have a hatred for Oliver Queen that is truly disturbing. Given every character in your shows, especially in the recent Elseworld's crossover bashes Oliver at some point in their life on your shows" Wade says.

"We all hate him, Oliver Queen is the worst person ever" Beth says.

"Oliver Queen is a dirtbag in the comics, so we are just copying that" Greg adds.

"Beth Schwartz I'll get to you in a second since that's the main reason I'm here. For Berlanti, this author is very much aware of how in the comics the writers make Oliver Queen into a total dirtbag with constant retcons to keep making him worse. Like all of his cheating on Laurel behavior happens after he becomes Green Arrow or willing leaving his son behind since not ready to be a father after coming back from the island" Wade says in disgust "Morons for sure who wrote all that garbage."

"So, I will give you guys credit for taking all that bullcrap for making it before the island. And it not being Oliver's choice even before the island to leave his son" Wade replies "Now onto you Beth Schwartz."

"What about me?" Beth asks.

"You have to put simply failed Arrow worse than Marc Guggenheim or Wendy Mericle ever did which is saying a lot. And all due to the flash forwards where you are trying to set up your dumb future Team Arrow spin-off with Mia Smoak being one of the main leads. Which this author among the certain others only have any real liking for the character when she's written as Oliver and Sara Lance kid or at least when not being an Olicty child in fan fictions" Wade says.

"Now moving on the main of the flash forwards Beth is you've made the future where Star City is a wasteland and The Glades has risen to this top-class city. You have made Oliver's entire mission for nothing, everything he lost is for nothing and given Oliver as said in 7x22 his legacy being his team well they all suck at their jobs given they failed to protect Star City. Making him a failure by proxy" Wade says angrily.

"My favorite show or well whatever was left of it is all for nothing which makes the series quite depressing. Oliver Queen one of my favorite characters and the sole reason fans like this author even started watching Arrow in the first place is a failure. Plus, you guys have like done everything you've can for several seasons now to make Oliver's mission as The Hood pointless and trying to make Oliver into some villain. Now I know that makes all of you people including all the fans of Black Canary for Dinah Laurel Lance or Felicity Smoak who hate Oliver very happy. It's bullcrap for what you've done" Wade says with a shake of his head.

"We needed something shocking" Guggenheim says.

"There's your problem like a lot of other writers is your so concerned on shock value you don't care about making a good story. Like blowing up Lian Yu with somehow not killing anybody on it but nameless goons or Samantha Clayton just to make William into an Olicty kid by having Felicity be his mom, which is disgusting. The turning William into an Olicty kid at the cost of his mother" Wade says, "Really Beth you pretty much turned William into a male Felicity in the future which is a little just ugh, like dumb."

"Are you done?" Beth snarls.

"We are just getting started. Beth, you clearly care more for Felicity Smoak and the Canaries for whoever is using the mantel with having this whole Canary network that got rather easily taken out. Big failures are more like it. Back to Oliver, you don't even have either of his kids take his last name, with instead bashing us over the head that they are Felicity Smoak's. It's like one big screw you to Oliver Queen for having no legacy except one of failure. You don't even have Roy or Mia who was trained by Nyssa al Ghul take on the mantel of the Green Arrow. Like Beth and Guggie take notes for Arrow season 8 of I would like to see that of Mia becoming the next Green Arrow" Wade says.

After a moment of taking a breath, Wade begins talking again "Like if you wanted to set up a spin-off you didn't have to make Star City a total wasteland. Just have Star City have some years of peace, you know to make everything Oliver's done worth something, but crime still gets out of control so a new Green Arrow like how Terry became the new Batman in Batman Beyond takes to the street. You could have even used Roy to fill the old man Bruce Wayne role" Wade explains.

"Not organic enough" Guggenheim says.

"Oliver Queen dies saving the multiverse and is chosen by a multiverse watcher to help save it, he really can't go out any better. Also, all the threats Oliver stopped during his time as a vigilante in Star City does not make everything, he did worthless" Greg says.

"True Oliver being picked to help save the multiverse is like the only, tiny small saving bit from all of this and yes Oliver did save Star City countless times as a vigilante. Though in the end Star became a wasteland eventually and really killing Oliver off, what you couldn't find a better exit? Like Oliver still breathing but retired. Which don't get me started on how in the end the Olicty shippers do end up get their happy ending since Felicity goes to be with Oliver in whatever multiverse heaven the monitor took her to" Wade says then tilts his head "Eh kind of."

"What do you mean kind of?" Beth asks.

"I've seen fanfictions that are fixing this whole flash-forward bullcrap and making everything Team Arrow did actually mean something. Oliver and Felicity get to be alive with raising their family into the future. When you have Olicty shippers telling you how much you messed up you have really screwed up" Wade replies.

"Are you done?" Greg asks with an exhausted sigh.

"Nope. All of you people care more for the Flash show, Supergirl, Batwoman, and Legends of Tomorrow. Like, get this into your thick skulls which is if there was no Arrow there would be no Arrowverse, period. Give the show more respect" Wade replies "The only part of Arrow you guys love is the money it brings in. I'd say the only reason why Arrow is ending is because Stephen Amell wants out given he knows how bad the show has become with his own character getting sidelined well otherwise you guys would drag Arrow out like Supernatural despite having uh ran out of ideas a few seasons back" Wade says "Arrow should have ended in season 5."

"Are you anywhere close to being done?" Guggenheim says angrily.

"Why you have something else to be doing, like helping the Flash writers for giving tips on how to hate on Barry Allen nonstop and make him wrong about everything even when he is right? Never mind a dumb question, you all stroke your own egos just thinking about that. Anyway, I shall now be getting into your punishments" Wade says happily.

"Listening to you is bad enough" Greg says unhappily.

"Music to my ears. To put simply all of you are now fired since there is a new owner for your studio and he's going to appoint new writers to solve your mess. Second, all the shows besides Arrow are going to be canceled, well Flash getting one last season, but the other shows are ending and Batwoman never gets aired. That's part one since all you people care more for the shared universe than the show that created it" Wade says joyfully.

"And part two?" Beth asks nervously.

Pointing to the table where suddenly all various black tablet devices appear for everybody "Gifts from the author writing this fic. Where everybody gets to read fanfiction written by authors who prefer pairings other than the toxic Olicty and WestAllen with calling them along with you writers out on your crap. Also, the first two seasons of Arrow and Flash are there for repeat viewings. The tablets are cannot be destroyed so don't bother or well do but it won't have any effect. You will get let out of this room when the author decides… even I don't know what that is" Wade says with a crackle.

"You can not do this to" Guggenheim begins but gets cut off.

"I was not done talking! The new writers are going to have Arrow have time travel to fix the current mess you've made in its new season 8 so no new wasteland future for Star City. Olicty will end and be replaced by some other healthier romance relationship like with Sara, Nyssa, Earth 2 Laurel or whoever. The show will return to focusing on Oliver Queen who will be portrayed as hero, and all this he's a villain of his own show crap will end" Wade says "Barry will get a divorce from Iris by the end of 6x01 as Iris leaves the show forever and Barry has a new romance with either Patty or Caitlin. Team Flash will go back to being just Cisco, Caitlin and Barry with occasional help from Joe. No more of this making Flash focus on everybody but Barry Allen and the original team who are the heart of the show. Contrary to what all the WestAllen fans think."

"No that is not organic" Guggenheim says in protest.

"You cannot have the writers do that crap, it sounds like garbage. Our females must be the heads of the shows who can do whatever they please without consequences, who have lasting legacies and all the main male leads must suffer for being men and have achieved nothing" Beth screams.

"That sounds like bad fan fiction from the worst of the internet and not our masterpieces" Greg says.

"Bullcrap and the fact none of you can see that is why this all occurred in the first place. Well, I shall leave you with this. You writers at the start of Arrow managed to take some nobody from DC and help make him household popular with even making people who don't really have an invested interest in Oliver from comics enjoy the character from the show" Wade says "And in a matter of a handful of seasons ruined all of it entirely."

Nothing else left to be said Deadpool turns around and walks out while everybody else in the room sits there fuming for a matter of some hours before eventually starting to read the fanfictions from the tablets.

Meanwhile the entire DCTV Arrowverse comes to an end by the start of 2020 like a dying animal finally put out of it's misery.

Hope you all enjoyed that and leave a review letting me know what you think if you want.

Yeah, Deadpool was less funny though this was more of done for therapy purposes.

Regarding the people who want to bite my head off at this from WestAllen, Olicty to SJW's don't bother since I really don't care what you people have to say.

I left whoever Oliver and Barry's new finale season partners vague on purpose for you guys to decide since that really was not my main purpose in this fic.

Until next time