Cuxie: Welcome, welcome! This is my second fanfic(i still haven't finished the first, heehee). Ichigo, if you will.
Ichigo: Okie. MewCuxie does not own TMM.
Cuxie: Now...onto Mew Mew Couple Therapy!
"Everyone I have a surprise!" Everyone from TMM magically appear before MewCuxie12.
"Whats up?" Mint asks.
"Being the all powerful authoress I am, I decided that I didn't like the main couple in TMM."
"You mean me and Masaya?" asked Ichigo.
"Yes that. So I'm taking you all to couple therapy!" Everyone gasps.
"If this is about Ichigo and her stupid boyfriend why do we all have to go?" Ryou asked snidely.
"He's not stupid!"
"Shut up!" They were beginning to get on Cuxie's nerves. "Because I realized that there are 5 girls and 6 boys and only 2 couples. There is something wrong with that!"
"Yeah but--"
"Shut up!" Cuxie typed something on the computer and everyone was transported to a cushiony room with one of those long chairs that you see on TV. "Here we are!" Everyone looks around.
"So this is it?" Ryou says snobbly.
"You got anything better in mind?"
"No."
"Then this is it!"
"I was just thinking...if there are 5 girls and 6 guys then..."
"Oh. One of you guys will leave here lonely. Sorry!" Cuxie explained with a smile. She didn't sound sorry at all.
"What?!" All the guys scream at once.
"So where is this therapist?" Zakuro looked around.
"I'm right here," Cuxie said.
"You're the therapist?!"
"Would everyone stop shouting?!" The room got quiet. "Now lets begin. I'm going to go around the room and call on each one of you. When I do I want you to tell everyone what kind of person you're looking for." Everyone started whispering. "Quiet!"
"Quit yelling at us!" Kish says standing up. Cuxie types something on the computer and two pitbulls appeared from thin air! "Would you like to repeat that"
"Grrrrrr!"
"Um..." Kish sat back down quietly. "Good!" She types something else and the dogs disappear. "Now lets start! Ichigo."
"I already found the person I'm looking for." she says smiling at Masaya.
"Do it anyway!"
"Geez, you're loud! Fine. I want someone sweet, generous, who loves animals--"
"Stop describing your boyfriend! Thats it!" Cuxie pushes a hidden button on the wall and a pit-hole opens up underneath Masaya's feet!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Splish!
"Masaya!!! What did you do to him?!" Ichigo shrieked.
"He is being eaten by sharks as we speak!" Ichigo fainted.
"I think its about time we got rid of him anyway." Kish says proudly.
"Thank you Kish. So I guess since Ichigo is out cold its your turn Mint."
Mint glanced around. "Um, alright. I want someone nice dependaple, caring. Thats about it."
"Very good Mint. That's how your all supposed to do it. Now you Lettuce what kind of guy are you looking for?"
"Do I really have to?" Lettuce asked nervously.
"No. Go sit back down." Lettuce breathed a sigh of relief and went back to her seat in the circle.
"Hey!" Ichigo said finally waking up.
"Finally awake I see," Cuxie said. "What now Ichigo?"
"Why doesn't Lettuce have to go?" Someone asked.
"To be honest, I don't really care what kind of people you're all looking for. I already have the couples matched up in my head. You're all gonna go with whoever I tell you to anyway and the chances of each of you getting matced with the guy or girl you're looking for is slim to none. So it doesn't really matter what you say to me," Cuxie explained.
Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. "Then whats the whole point of this exercise?!" Mint yelled.
"There is no point I was just bored." At that everyone passes out."Um, o-kay. Hey I wonder where Pudding and Tart are." Cuxie turned to see Pudding and Tart in a corner deep in their own conversation. It looked pretty serious too. "What's up guys?"
"Is it true you're going to seperate me and Tart?" Pudding asked, her eyes watering.
"Of course not!" Cuxie said patting her on the head like a little kid. "You guys are the only couple here without problems. Actually, right now, you two are the ONLY couple here period."
"We are NOT a couple!" Tart said looking down at his feet.
"Here." Cuxie said handing them two things that looked liked passes.
"What are these?" Tart asked skeptically.
"These are tickets for the circus across the street. You two go have fun."
"Yay! Tar-Tar we get two go to the circus!" Pudding cheered.
"Okay, whatever that is its gotta be better than watching them sleep. Lets go!" Tart grabbed Pudding's hand and teleported them both to the circus.
"Guess now I have to wait until these idiots wake up," Cuxie sighed. "I'm going to get a root beer float."
Cuxie: Thanks for reading! Next chapter we will be fighting, kissing, and PANDAS! Lots and lots of pandas!(and spin the bottle! heehee)!
Koboshi: Riiight...
Cuxie: Hey! You're not in this story!
Koboshi: I'm staying!
Cuxie: Whatever...Anyway folks, stay tuned for chapter 2 of "Mew Mew Couple Therapy"!