Ugh.
Ring Ring pushed the stray strand out of her eyes and tucked it into her bright blue bun. She had been staring at a certain double bun haired girl for the past hour. Said girl was waiting on customers with that stupid smile of hers. And of course, oblivious to her, many people were staring, enthralled by the way her cute nose crinkled when she saw something she likes or when her smile gets just a bit wider when she sees her friends. Or maybe that's me.
Ring Ring stares at the oblivious Pucca and notices her smile grow and her nose crinkle.
Oh no. Here he comes.
As her hair grows and red marks appear on her face, Ring Ring glares bitterly at her rival in love. As Garu walks into the room, Pucca runs to him and smothers him in her kisses and hugs. Garu tries to push her away but is unable to due to Pucca's superhuman strength and Garu's crush on Pucca. Ring Ring was no fool. Arrogant maybe. Positively adorable and the smartest girl around. But a fool she is not. She noticed the hesitation to run Garu faced everytime Pucca approached. She also noticed the blush that dusted his cheeks when she would kiss him. The feelings being returned always dampen the rivals chances. But what do the anime cliches know? They're written for an audience, while this love was as real as the sun in the sky. Ring Ring, stuck in her inner monologue, fails to notice the sad look on Pucca's face while being rejected yet again.
Her temper increases as she watches Pucca get more and more bold. Time for an entrance. Jumping down from the window ledge and soothing her features, Ring Ring lands gracefully and slams the door open, startling the customers. Pucca just stares at Ring Ring with no emotion.
Yes, pay attention to me Pucca. Pay me attention and not that stupid Garu.
Putting on her normal fake accent, Ring Ring starts, "Oh hey Pucca. I didn't notice you there. Do you like my hair? I just got this new really expensive hair mask that you can't afford. It comes from Italy and is made from gold. The gold is gorgeous and very expensive. The gold isn't as pretty as you though and-"
Ring Ring pauses. ...wait. Did I just-?
Ring Ring looks up to see if she was heard, only to be greeted by a blushing Pucca and a confused Garu.
Oh God.
Author's Note: Should I continue this or should I leave it?