Penelope's Transformation

*Disclamier: I do not own Criminal Minds or Penelope*

**This is a mini chapter to Broken Glass. Please read that before you read this… **

When Penelope Garcia took her first step into the store, her breath was taken away by the vastness of it.

"Welcome to Ann Taylor," a snooty sale's woman skeptically glanced Penelope from her hot pink flip flops to her sequined sweater and bedazzled jeans.

"I'm looking for some work clothes," Garcia sheepishly admitted.

"I'm sorry, Limited Too is three stores over to the right," the woman sneered. Her name tag read Victoria, but her face read the Devil.

Penelope whipped out her credit card and Reid's gift card, "Bring me out that dress," she nodded to the rack.

"I doubt it comes in your size. We have to special order elephant clothes," Victoria turned to the rack, "What dress size are you?"

"Erm… 10," Penelope wondered to a jewelry stand. She fingered the glass beads before grabbing handfuls of the jewelry and set them at the cash register, "Hold those for me."

"Excuse me," Victoria waved the dress in the air," are you still wanting this?"

"Yes…ooh, I will also need those blouses, that turtle-neck, and three of those satin skirts."

The sales rep rolled her eyes, "What, did Justice stop carrying your size?"

"No," Penelope growled, "Did Maybelline stop carrying Attitude Cover-up?" Victoria pressed her lips together and stormed away to find the clothes.

"I'm sorry," the woman at the cash register made a half smile at Penelope, "she does that to everyone. She has mood swings."

"I can tell, she's worse than my friend who's pregnant with triplets."

"So I can see you're used to it."

*The end. This is a mini chapter, so there will not be a sequel. It is just what happened to Garcia when she went shopping*