Ask Rhode Island
Chapter One: LETS DO THIS!
Human Name: Valrie F. Smith * Jones T_T, F stands for anything in your imagination *
Name: Rhode Island
Nickname: Little Rhodey, Rhodey, Squid Girl, Derpy * Siblings will act, not so friendly to this name, be careful *
Description:
Hair: * dyed * Sea green
Eyes: Sea green
Skin: Very pale
Clothing: Baby blue dress, seashell sandals, a must-have baby blue * huge * bow, seashell earrings
Accessories: Two, long pony tails, and of course a mermaid necklace
Details: A very, very, large cowlick, slightly thick eyebrows, derped eyes
Extra: A couple scars here their, not that much though. But, she has the largest most beautiful tattoo on her back, which is a large; angel rising out of the sea, the angel is blue, sea green, and crystal blue. Many dolphins and fish rise with the angel. She was born with this. It is debated rather it be Atlantic Ocean or Her adult from.
Pros: She is happy-go-lucky, quite the cuite, can control sea life, can see the sprit of dead nations
Cons: She is loud, annoying, gives you an headache after a while, hated by states and mirco nations all around the world, clumsy, not the brightness, LIKES to crash cars
Friends: Massachusetts, Connecticut, Derpy from My Little Pony, Patti from Soul Eater, Squid Girl, from well, Squid Girl, Italy, Tokyo, RandomToria, and Elizabeth H. Austria.
Enemies: Sealand and she considers most cities, states, and mirconations her friends
Family:
Papa: America
Father: Britain * He doesn't admit it XD *
Mother: Atlantic Ocean
Favorite brothers: Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Alaska
Favorite Sisters: London, Providence, and the Author
Great Grandma: Native America
Great, great, Grandma: Earth
Grandma: Britannia
Second Family: Tokyo, Japan, Italy, Romano, and Rome
Extra Stuff: She can break the fourth wall…. Beware! Also, she is in contact with the 2ps.
PLEASE READ, IMPORTANT-
*Note: This is set up like Hetalia, funny, light hearted, but if you ask the right question, it will all fall into the dark category. This contains a lot of cities, states, mirconations, nations, and history. Also, Rhode Island does indeed have neurological and mental issues, be careful, she also has Multiple Personality Disorder. About every chapter or so, if we don't have an review I just make a little story, like for the first chapter, let this be your first and last beware! And. I swear to bloody awesome pasta, if you think Rhody is a Mary-Sue ( shudders ) I will buy you a plane ticket and send you to America's Florida, so cover up haters!
Just to get this out…
I don't own Hetalia Copyright people, so piss off.
Story Time
Rhode Island hissed as sunlight poured into her dimly lit room. A female, storm gray, Pegasus opened her bubbly curtains, letting the warm, rich sunlit come though. She had a lovely sunshine blonde mane and mellow yellow, derped eyes. The pony bore a strange bubble mark on her flank and was holding up a tray of fresh baked muffins.
Derpy: Up, Up, Val, you haven't come out in three days, come one, your family is worried about you. We are going to play Grand Theft Auto Five today, remember? Even though, your Father is against it, but that's okay. Come one… Vally?
The mare shook the young state, but she noticed the girls one huge, cowlick was slumped over.
Derpy sighed.
Derpy: Would you like something?
Rhode Island: * shifts * My laptop, I want to go on
Derpy: * smiles * ( plan is working…) * gets out laptop and set it on the girls lap *
Rhode Island: Mother of god * cowlick flicks up with a thwang *
Rhode Island: YOU GUYS GOT ME A INK-ING BLOG!
Derpy: * rubs ears *
Rhode Island: I GOT A BLOG BITCHES! * runs out of the room and down the hall *
* states and cities come out to see what's going on *
Connecticut: Oh Val, you interrupted my PEZ Eating-Marathon with Massachusetts… * He is very short, blonde, emerald green eyes, furry eyebrows, slight skinny and quiet *
Massachusetts: *Strong Boston Accent* I will not eat, THAT, I prefer Boston Cream Pie, thank you very much, * short but slightly chubby, forest green eyes, spikey, black, hair, has triangle shades on like Dirk Strider from Homestuck *
Rhode Island: *ignores them and races down the hall, and hops on surfboard and literally summons water out of nowhere, surfs down the hall, Flordia and California joins her *
Rhode Island: BLOGGGGGGGGG, GOTTA BRAG! * fist pumps the Author *
* A lot of states are on their cells calling their dad until Rhode Island sweeps them away with the current *
Rhode Island: Hey, Ala, catch! * tosses salmon to Alaska in his polar bear pjs, he looks very happy *
Alaska: * jumps into water, ice starts forming all around, some states are frozen * SALMON! KING CRAB! WHALES~ ( Alaska is totally OCC right now, cuz he has his eyes open… =3= *
Rhode Island: * goes down the stairs, oh god, complete madness * Hey, Providence, get me some tea will you!? * calls to her in the kitchen * Oh, FYI, GOT A BLOG!
Providence: Wonderful dah-ling~ Tea is coming your way! * throws a cup of tea at Rhode Island *
Rhode Island: * catches without a problem, takes one sip and throw's it at Texas * MERRY FUCKING CHIRSMAS, YOU BASTARD! GOT A BLOG, BTW!
Texas: * flips off *
The way down stairs was a disaster but the southern states got it worse.
Rhode Island, soaked them to the bone with freezing cold water, she purposely missed Georgia though, because she has a blog too and her citizens made Walking Dead. * Author: DARYL DICKSON, BITCHES! *
Carolina: Why? What have we done to you, Rhode Island? ;3; * soaked, clinging on to the wall, for dear life *
Rhode Island: * eyes grow cold and cowlick is in a shape of a lighting bolt * (Rhode Island goes though personality switch, she is now, Rocky Island, Aka Vicky A. Jones) Well, you were born. * smiles with one sharp tooth * And its Rocky, asswipe. * goes back on adventure *
"Rocky" Finally got down stairs and she is about to go out the door when, there is a very angry American, actually dressed nicely.
Rhode Island: WHOA, WHOA, WATER STOPPP~ * Water floods room *
* Water clears out because Author pulls plug *
America: * spits out water and removes fish from head * Valrie, you ruined my house, again, you ruined my suit, and you also woke up London, and that would be death for us all… * looks at London snoring on her couch, has bad ass leather jacket and glasses *
Rhode Island: * goes back to normal * OHMYMOTHEROFTHESEA,IAMSOSORRY * hugs America * IJUSTGOTABLOGAND- Why do you smell like tea?
America: Er, date night… ANYWAYS * coughs, embarrassed * WHO THE FUCK LET YOU HAVE A BLOG!?
Derpy: Ehem, she's seventeen, I think she is old enough for one.
America: * grumbles about suit and house * sigh * Okay, listen, if you get one review by this first chapter, I will let you off the hook, got it?
Rhode Island: RIGHTO!
* A FEW FUCKING AWESOME HOUR OF FAMILY CLEANING LATER *
You see a blank screen?
It means we are done, ya dingus!
Anywho, leave a review, favorite and like to save Rhode Island
* Rhode Island walks onto the screen *
Rhode Island: Leave me a review, and become one with me, eh?
* A scream is heard " FUCK NO, RHODE ISLAND!" *
This has been fun!
Later my lobsters!
* Hetalia ending song plays *
By: 20 Percent Awesomer Productions