Locke Microwaves The Baby
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
It was a nice quiet, starry night on Angel Island. Locke was snoozing by the illuminating Master Emerald, filling in for his son Knuckles as he grunted, having a nightmare as he twisted and turned, waking up as he panted, his eyes widened.
"Oh... oh my goodness..." Locke stated as he placed his gloved hands on his head. "I had the worst dream... that some mustache guy caused a massive lawsuit that caused me and hundreds of others to stop existing!"
Taking a deep breath, Locke placed his right hand on his face as he sighed, shaking his head. He then stood up, stretching his arms.
"Well, I need to get that horrible vision out of my mind." Locke stated as he stroked his beard with his right hand. "It's time... time to microwave the baby."
Locke then began digging into the earth, popping right back out as he had a package of enchiladas. He then pulled out a microwave from his red dreadlocks as he connected it to the Master Emerald, humming to himself as he placed the enchiladas in, folding his arms together as he watched the Master Emerald warming up the enchiladas.
It was then that Knuckles The Echidna arrived back on Angel Island, seeing Locke by the Master Emerald as he approached him.
"Dad, what the hell are you doing?" Knuckles asked as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Locke chuckled as he turned to Knuckles, moving his hands around. "Oh, I'm just microwaving the baby, that's all."
"And you're using the Master Emerald to charge it!?" Knuckles exclaimed as he had his hands on his head, his eyes widened with horror.
Indeed, the Master Emerald was using so much energy to charge up the microwave, it exploded into thousands of pieces. And the all of Angel Island fell into the water, with it slowly sinking as Knuckles and Locke now had to collect the shattered pieces, with Rouge The Bat watching from the sky as she smirked, flapping her bat wings.
"Old Knucklehead and his bearded father have to do some treasure hunting, I see." Rouge giggled as she folded her arms, shaking her head. "Oh, this should be fun to see..." She then took out her smartphone as she began recording Knuckles and Locke running around the Angel Island Zone like a bunch of pack rats.