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Alright... this is a story from a long time ago. My name is Amarillo del Bosque Verde. Or... my friends call me "Yellow Caballero." (Actually one of them calls me "straw-hat-girl.")

El Capitulo Numero Uno

One day, we were helping our friend Blaine with a project to help Pokemon speak fluently in different languages. I think... English, Japanese and Spanish. Yeah. Something went a little wrong, though.

I may or... may not have gotten splashed by one of the formulas.

"Oh my gosh Yellow are you okay?!" cried Sapphire. Gold and Silver rushed to my side.

"Oops." said Emerald.

"Nice going, Emerald." said Green.

"Noisy woman..." Blue muttered.

"Yellow!" Red cried.

"How are 'ya feeling, straw-hat-girl?" asked Gold.

I looked up. I felt fine. Apparently, though, I wasn't. My reply was: "Bein, esta bein."

Wait, what? That's not what I wanted to say. Everybody was staring at me. "What?" said Emerald.

"Was that Spanish?" asked Crystal.

I scratched my head. "Si, lo fue." I said. Hey, I did again! "¿Que?"

"Stop speaking Spanish, kid." said Gold. "This is not time to be showing off how your fluent in another language.

"Yo no soy un niño!" I cried. "Y no puedo dejar de hablar español!"

Everybody looked confused. I was, too. I wasn't trying to speak Spanish! I was trying to speak English! "¡¿Q-Qué está pasando?!" I cried, frantically moving closer to Red.

"It's okay..." Red began. He was probably only guessing what I said, because he didn't say anything else. I rolled my eyes.

"Ustedes no saben nada de español." I said sarcasticly. Nobody knew what it meant.

"Obviously Yellow wasn't okay when that... whatever spilled on her," Blue said, glancing an angry look at Emerald. He had been my mentor for a while... I'm not surprised he was concerned. He was sweating a little, probably because he was embarrassed that he didn't know what his own student was saying. I kept my laughter to myself. I think Red heard, though.

"I'm sure she's fine." Green said nervously, casting a glance at me. "Right, Yellow?"

I scratched my head again. Now that I thought about it, I felt a little groggy. "No sé..." I said. "Espero que sí..." Knowing that I might not be okay made me feel like throwing up.

"What's wrong?" asked Blaine. That's right. He missed the "event" of me getting... "Spanishafied." He looked at the spilled formula, then at me. "Oh boy." he said, putting on a rubber glove, then grabbing my hand. "Come here." Was I in trouble?

The others looked nervously at me. Blaine put one of those weird wooden stick-thingies on my tongue. I noticed I was sweating a little. I guess I was nervous, too. Sapphire was leaned up close to Ruby, I noticed. Green whispered something to Blue and Gold and Silver kept casting glances to Crystal. It looked like my friends were looking to each other for comfort.

"¿Estoy enfermo?" I asked. "¿Voy a estar bien? No hay nada de malo en mí, ¿verdad?"

Blaine looked up at me. "You realize I have no clue what you're saying, right?" he said. I shrunk down in my chair. Oh yes, I was very nervous.

Red stood up. "I'm sick of waiting!" he shouted. "What's wrong with her?! I want to know now!" I'm glad he was worried about me, but he was making me more nervous. I glanced at him worriedly, indicating that he should sit down. If I said anything, that would only make it worse.

Blaine took the stick off my tongue, then handed me a paper with writing on it. "Read this aloud." he said.

I looked at it. "S-Se trata de una sentencia," I said. "Este es un párrafo..." Blaine looked concerned. I know why. The paper I was reading said, "This is a sentence, this is a paragraph." "Esta es una hoja de papel..." I continued. It said, "this is a piece of paper."

This made my friends even more concerned. A wave of quiet conversation fell over them, and I found myself closing my eyes as tight as possible. But... I opened one, as there was one person I hadn't checked on yet: Emerald. He looked just as nervous as the others, but also... guilty. That's right! He's the one who accidentally spilled the formula on me! Just like Emerald; guilty is charged. I felt sorry for him. He thought he was responsible for this. If anything, I should have moved when he hit the glass thing; we wouldn't be here right now. I also noticed that nobody was sitting near him. They probably didn't want to be in my position.

"Wait," said Blaine, silencing everyone. "I am not drawing conclusions yet. Yellow, repeat what I say: Clement temperatures make for lush vegetation and ideal conditions for outdoor activities." I looked at him funny. "I know you don't know what it means, just say it!" he said.

I flinched. "Temperaturas clementes para hacer una exuberante vegetación y las condiciones ideales para las actividades al aire libre." I said. Blaine shook his head. He looked up at my friends.

"It seems we may have a problem."

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