This is the Halloween fanfic for the month…and despite how horrible it sounds, it's more of a parody than anything else. Why? Because IT HAS VOICE ACTOR JOKES. ENDLESS JAPANESE VOICE ACTOR JOKES. So suffer with me.

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"So tell me WHY I'm dressing up for Halloween this year?"

"Because I am too, kuya! Where's the harm in that?"

Rizal was about to say something when he stopped and rubbed his forehead. What a way to put in a subtle rhetoric question, Charice. He looked in the mirror and questioned just why he was actually agreeing to this. He was able to talk Charice out of greasing his hair to unimaginable heights, but then again he was forced to wear a chain around his damn neck and what looked like purple contacts.

"Ate."

"Yeah, kuya?"

"Why am I being Yugi Motou here?"

"Just because!"

She's talking about the cape she's wearing, isn't she…? It had to be the one holding all the guns in her outfit…

"So, are you ready for tonight?" She chirped.

"…ready for trick-or-treating?" Rizal turned to her. "Are there houses here in America that actually like giving candy to people past the age of puberty?"

"No no no! I'm talking about the Halloween Party down at the meeting hall!"

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"NO."

"Awwww…why not, Rizal?"

"Cause god knows what's going to happen this year!" Rizal shook his head. "I mean, last year half of them got stuck in a haunted mansion and we had to pry them out what was left of their bloody corpses! I don't even want to know what the hell they're thinking up this year…"

"Hey, I was there too. The blood was annoying to say the least, and besides we all saw you cry over Lud-sama's body when you thought he was dead." That statement made Rizal blush while Charice cleaned the dirt off her jacket. "But this year, they're promising that they're going to stay in the meeting hall."

"…even to sleep?"

"There're rumors about that."

"Oh, great." Rizal slapped his forehead. "Fine, but be careful of the punch this year. If it's made by Arthur-"

"All right, all right…I won't go ahead and see if it's flammable."

"Thank you."

"…I was right, you know."

"Shut up."

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The two of them walked through the dark hallways of the city toward the meeting hall, Rizal making sure that Charice didn't start dashing toward houses to start hording candy for herself. Knowing her, she probably would have…which is utterly terrifying.

"What do you think the others are going to look like?"

"Hm?"

"Their costumes. They're ones to be creative, you know!"

"…they're probably going to dress up as cowboys or witches and Ivan's going to try becoming one with all of them…can we just go home now?"

"But I wanna see Feli-chaaaan~! He's probably something really cute!"

"Oh geez…he's always cute!"

"BUT I WANNA SEE HIM IN A CUTE OUTFIT!"

"And the time where you and Elizabeta dragged him off and forced him to go to a meeting in a French maid's outfit?"

"Lud-sama was sitting in front of me the whole time…"

"And with good reason…" Rizal sighed, rubbing his eyes. "Can we go home now?"

"Don't tell me that your contacts are itching now!"

"…can I please take them off?"

"No way! You look nice with purple eyes!"

God, why me?

They saw the meeting hall in the horizon, and Rizal sighed with relief. The building still seemed to be standing, which meant that either everyone wasn't there yet or they were actually not trying to kill people. Before he could think of anything else, the ground began to rumble. He looked up and saw as a huge beam of light struck out of the sky and spread itself all over the building, shooting out in a radius around the city. Charice clung onto Rizal for a few minutes as he shielded himself from the bright lights, lowering them only when the lights faded. She looked up.

"Wha…? What the hell was that?"

"…that is why I didn't want to go." Rizal blinked for a few minutes before sighing again. "Something extremely stupid happened."

"No duh, kuya! What makes you say that?"

"My contacts stopped itching. In fact, I think they were blown off."

"No they're not. You still have them on!" She stared. "Wait a minute, your pupils are dilated…you don't see dilation when someone's wearing contacts!"

"…yep, something's wrong." Rizal sighed. And this is why I wanted to stay home…

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They both quickly dashed toward the meeting hall with speeds they didn't even know they could reach. What surprised Rizal was that Charice was running faster than he was. He didn't even think it was possible. She seemed to notice this and stopped.

"What's wrong with you?" She asked. "You're always in front of me!"

"I dunno…I feel out of breath for some reason." Rizal rubbed his chest. "It's like my lungs shrank or something…"

"…were you accepting stuff from Espen again?"

"No. I don't smoke!" He responded. "And I only drink when I have to."

"…which is…?"

"You don't want to know…"

Charice blinked for a few minutes before running ahead again, forcing Rizal to try and catch up. His lungs really were burning at this point, and he was running at least half his normal speed. It was strange…almost as if he was-

"Ah~! Charice~!"

They both paused for a few minutes before seeing a figure standing in front of them. They tensed before realizing that it was obviously Feliciano, wearing what looked like sorcerer garbs and wielding a large staff in his hand. Rizal sighed.

Geez, when did I start getting so tense? Rizal rubbed his forehead. "Yo."

"Did you see that really bright light, Feli-chan?" Charice called to him. "Are you two all right?"

"Yeah, we're all right! I'm glad you're OK, Charice!" Feliciano called back to them. "And I'm glad that Rizal is fine too!"

"Thanks for the concern." Rizal stated (nonsarcastically, either). "Did anything happen to you in there?"

"No, not really!" Feliciano stated. "But we were told something really horrible!"

"God, what was it?" Charice asked.

"That the world is going to end at midnight tonight!"

"THE FUUUUUUUU-?" Charice held her head. "What the hell is that about?"

"I dunno, but they said that the only way to make that prophecy to come true is to have a sacrifice~!"

Wait, he wants the prophecy to come true…? Rizal blinked.

"A…sacrifice?" Charice blinked.

"Yes, a sacrifice!" Feliciano folded his arms behind his head. "And we already chose who it was going to be~!"

Five milliseconds later, a figure dropped out of the sky and nearly split them in half. Rizal paused before seeing a figure in Indian garb slashing toward him with the tips of his fingers, barely dodging all of them. It was if his senses were greatly reduced…

"Not bad~!" Feliciano clapped his hands. "Ludwig~!"

The figure stopped and jumped backward, revealing that it was indeed the German in Indian robes…complete with the dot and everything. In normal circumstances, Charice would probably be laughing at this point. But seeing as the circumstances aren't going to do that this time…

"Rizal…your blood is going to shine brightly at the full moon."

And now I really want to go home.

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In case you didn't know, "Espen" is the Netherlands.

Rizal's Japanese VA (in my mind) is Shumsuke Kazama. He's only done two voices, and that is Yugi Motou and his alter ego. He's better known for being in Japanese dramas and is a rather famous singer.

Before, I was under the belief that Charice's VA would be Maki Saito, but now I see her more as a Hiromi Tsuru. She's the Japanese VA for Meryl Stryfe in Trigun. The real joke is going to come up next chapter, relax.

Italy Veneziano's Japanese VA is Daisuke Namikawa. The voice he did that was similar to his act was Fai D. Flourite in Tsubasa Chronicles. And he was just as cute…no wait, Italy is cuter. Or was it Romano? GAAAAAH!

Germany's Japanese VA is Hiroki Yasumoto. He's done a couple of roles (though much less than Namikawa-san), but I put him for being Agni from Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler) just because the English VA (Patrick Seitz) did those two roles as well…with the same damn voice. I couldn't take the series seriously anymore. DAMN YOU FUNIMATION!

Relax, this gets funnier in due time.