God Doesn't Exist! A Random Matrix Fic
A/N: omfg this is the first fic that I've written and posted that isn't anime!! OMFG! Anywho, I was looking for a name for my Death Note Character and I found the Japanese translation for god. Me and my friends joke around because we "believe in the Gate (Fullmetal Alchemist)" so we don't believe in god. So we were cracking jokes about Morpheus and stuff, so it created this random fic. It's really, really, really short. Enjoy! And the idea of not being able to use the word god comes from my friend.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix. That would be cool, though…
One day Morpheus was sorting through his email when he found an email regarding some random crap. No. Seriously. It was called "Random Crap" and had the words "Random Crap" written on the email. Neo hyperly bounced in singing "I am the One!" to the tune of We Are the Champions. "Hey, Morpheus! Teach me how to kill stuff!" he shouted. Suddenly God appeared! "Hey, killing isn't good. I will smite thee!" God shouted as holy music started playing in the background. Neo and Morpheus looked around for the source of the music. Then Morpheus looked at God and said "There is no God." "Oh, no!" God shouted, and with a poof, God didn't exist anymore. "Oh, my god! You killed God! You- wait, we can't say that anymore." wilted Neo. "There is no Neo." Morpheus said and with that, Neo dropped dead. The end.
A/N: yeah, I know it was short. But hey. Read and review!